The Daily Snuff

A Satire news source used to make boys into men and the offended into crybabies. Most of Everyone will get mildly if not completely offended by the news we provide. That said, you should refrain your children from viewing this site if they are mildly if not completely mentally retarded.

myself:Yo! I heard that 95% of mexicans Are minorities.
Offended:Where did you hear that?
myself:It was top news on The Daily Snuff! get with the program dude!

by Spicy taco 123 October 26, 2010

snuff rug

a giant main of pubic hair that can expand to 5 inches in length along a persons genitals

Holy shit! Will's hair is like a fat jewish snuff rug!

by Undead Jew December 3, 2006

Snuff

A fatfuck.

Holy shit! Stop eating or you'll become a snuff.

by Kevin <vir3x> November 4, 2003

snuff film

a film in which someone is murdered for purely commercial gain. i.e: it’s made for the audience, not for the pleasure of the creator/killer
often pornographic. found easily on the dark web

did you hear about that snuff film that got posted to youtube by accident?

by hello.apathy May 29, 2018

muff snuff

a cock block performed by a female

That girl totally muff snuffed me from hitting on her friend.

by mousicon March 22, 2007

snuff the punk

To destroy, kill, not let evil in your life. Don't let it take control of you. To live by God and surround yourselves in a positive enviroment.

"Snuff The Punk" by P.O.D.

by mafia61 August 5, 2008

Alabama Snuff

When you remove your chew from the right side of the mouth, spit it in someone’s butthole, pull it out and put it in the left side of your mouth.

Nathan did an Alabama snuff to freshen up his chew.

by Padronis66 May 15, 2020