snapple penis

When the head of a males penis is abnormally small while the shaft is abnormally large.

That nigga had a Snapple penis.

by YaboiHaxx March 2, 2017

Snapple® Cider

Combining vodka and Snapple® Apple Juice Drink together, and passing it off as homemade apple cider.

Not to be confused with Snapple® Cider Vinegar.

Unlike regular apple cider, you get twice the kick and half the hangover when you drink Snapple® Cider.

Brah: "Hey Man, you try that new apple cider in the cans?"
Bruh: "Nah dude, I save my money by buying Snapple® Apple Juice Drink and some Silent Prince Vodka, and just mixing them together."
Brah: "So it's basically a Snapple® Cider, then?"

by friggsy August 27, 2019

Snappling

1) Snapchatting in NYC
2) Taste testing Snapples

1)I'm snappling in the big Apple right now, infront of the big screen.
2)hey you should hurry and come I'm snappling the new flavors of snapple at the mall right now.

by Dreyjack January 2, 2017

Snapple

The white way of saying snap

"Oh snapple I drappled my apple juice!"

by Papa.Smurfle February 9, 2018

Snapple

A name used to refer to someone as idiotic, dumb, braindead, etc. There’s a video of some guy behind a fridge filled with snapples recording some customer and when the customer grabs the drink, the guy goes “hi, my name is Snapple. The customer then proceeds to hold the drink up to his ear, portraying how much of a moron they are.

“Where the fuck is Greg going, he’s going the wrong direction”

“Hey Snapple, wrong way you fucking moron”

by Ernest Borgnine aka mermaidman June 30, 2025

snappled

Another word for smooshed or drunk as fuck.

I can’t wait to get snappled tonight at this party man

by Sniti November 16, 2017

Snapple

The best sweet tea ever. It comes in many flavours such as Snapple apple and mango and half and half and all other stuff.

“Dude wtf did you do to me last night?”

“I drank too muchSnapple :(“
Random person: “OH SNAPPLE!”

by ITSANENOMIE April 11, 2018