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snapsexting

The act for a temporarily-exposed-message-exchanging application user of asking a fellow user how he/she would handle his penis, the question being previously set to be available for reading for up to 10 seconds.
Matt was snapsexting Laura yesterday morning but she wasn't available so he turned to Ashley who quickly responded and then Matt was satisfied.
by ju3433433432343 August 20, 2014
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clam snapped

The female equivalent to tea bagging. The act of a female resting her vagina on a mark for the purpose of insult or to express dominance.
Turg got clam snapped by arsi when he died at frogger.
by gustopheles May 28, 2009
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Ghetto Snapple

The act of when a guy cums and the color is pinkish, resembling a Ghetto Snapple drink. This also hints that this dumbass has an STD.
Dumb Bitch 1: “omg Cheryl my boyfriend gave me a Ghetto Snapple this weekend!
Dumb Bitch 2: “that’s the third one this week you whore!!”
by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019
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Wipper snaper

A term used by the elderly to describe a young person .
by dragonboy8586 December 27, 2020
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Snapewives

The Snapewives (singular: Snapewife) were a collection of middle-aged women who worshipped the character Severus Snape, of Harry Potter fame, as a being on the astral plane. This cult was primarily focused online, though informal, real-life meet up (Snapecons?) have occurred.

The cult of the Snapewives was most active around the mid-late noughties, especially during 2007, though devoted blogs can still be found with posts as last as 2010.

Practices of the Snapewives include: building domestic &/or online shrines to Snape; making collages of Snape; photoshopping pictures of oneself and Snape together; marrying oneself to Snape, complete with wedding vows and faked photos; writing disturbing Snape-focused fanfiction or poetry (bonus points for including a self-insert to do dirty things with Snape); writing letters to Snape; discussing Snape with other Snapewives (bonus points for rationalising away all his flaws, and insisting he's a poor woobie who just needs a hug); attempting to channel the "spirit of Snape", especially popular with group meetings.

The most (in)famous 'wives include SeverelyObsessed/Lady Darkness, and Snapemaniac, though both are quite inactive nowadays, and many of the forums and blogs hey started have been taken down. The whole hilarrible fiasco has been well documented on JournalFen at www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1015949.html?thread=134403469#t134403469
Alice: Bob, quick, you have to see this! Some livejournal user just wrote a fanfiction about her and Severus Snape being set on fire whilst having sex!

Bob: God-damned Snapewives ...
by WolfsbaneT9 August 7, 2012
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sniplet

Combination of the words sniper and nooblet.

Found in first person shooters, sniplets are usually children that use nothing but sniper rifles or other long ranged weapons. They contribute nothing to the welfare of the team, and tend to ramble incoherently like your typical nooblet.
Sniplet: omfg i baught a awp lol i cover brige now lol
Player: you are -2 and 12
Sniplet: wut?
by Imso Cool September 18, 2006
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Snape-kill

When a spy kills someone very close to them to deceive their dark overlord into believing that they are the ultimate agent. (When Snape kills Dumbledore)
The agent we sent was assigned to snape-kill a loved one in order to overthrow the enemy.
by Tilairgan May 3, 2016
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