shoosh mate

A polite way of saying shut the fuck up.

"Shoosh mate! I've heard enough."

by dj shiva August 13, 2007

Smooch Plates

A childish version of the vagina.

Gee, would'nt you like to stick your cock in her smooch plates.

by Puddi.... December 17, 2008

Smooble

The act of wild vaginal intercourse, in which the creative juices run wild.

I smoobled Bernie until his creative juices were all over the motherfucking walls.

by the comb December 1, 2010

Sock Smooch

When on the bottom of a 69 with a female who has been previously " Pink Socked " and her butthole starts pushing out and uou get worried that its goona keep coming out to the point it gives you a kiss on the forehead.

We were 69ing and her butthole pushed out and " Sock Smooched" me right on the forehead.

by SoggyBottomz July 14, 2015

Sailor smooch

When you have cum on your moustache and then make out with your partner.

Oh baby get up here and give me a sailor smooch, before it dries in my moustache

by King sailor smoocher 6969 ; p June 4, 2018

smooshkin

When you're doing it in the missionary position and your sweaty chests bump together and make a fart noise.

"We wuz in our nudies and real serious, but a smooshkin broke the intensity and made us laugh"

by JiggaSlicedHimSelf July 27, 2009

ShmooshDozen

A sex position where the girl break dances on her head and the guy sits with his penis inside the girl's vagina while licking her belly button. Every time the guy licks the girls belly button, he must say shmoosh.

Tina-Marie: Oh my god yesterday my boyfriend gave me a ShmooshDozen.

Sally-ann: Wow is your belly button wet?

by LeDiamonddozen August 30, 2014