Smiffkins Bridge

The area between a mans' nut sack and his arse hole, aka the perineum.

I sat on a drawing pin yesterday, got me right in the smiffkins bridge, hurt like a mutha fucka let me tell ya.

by Bobanog June 19, 2008

shift whore

A fellow co-worker of your's that is willing to cover anyone shift when asked. Be it for the extra hours or that they don't have lives.

Barbara: Hey Raymond, Could you work my Saturday 3:00pm to 11 shift? I've got a hair appointment...

Raymond: Hell no bitch! I'm not your shift whore.

by DatColetrain March 13, 2011

Dick Shift

The act of giving a handjob to the person in the passenger seat while driving a car. Thus creating the act of dick shifting.

Joey: Aw dude Tina gave me the perfect dick shift last week. She didn't even crash the car!

Maxx: Lucky, I've only gotten to second base with my girl!

by whocouldibethatisgivingthedef June 24, 2011

Stick shift Confession

The act of admitting to lewd acts performed within the confines of a vehicle.

Kim and John had sexual intercourse in Johns' car, this is their stick shift confession.

by TUNEMOD3 April 16, 2014

Paddle Shifters

The luxury of a girl having big titties.

TLC said my sister had great paddle shifters.

by Howifeltersnatch May 13, 2017

Glen Shift

When a driver (Usually A Glen) shifts down a gear without rev-matching causing the car to move in a jerking motion.

That Glen shift was awful. I think I got whiplash...

by TheGlenMachine June 15, 2020

Shift and drift

On a night out shifting (making out with) another person and then moving along to find another potential tounge-dancing dancer

Man 1: Oi Spegsy, did you stick with that blonde bird last night? She was quality kipper!

Man 2: Nah mate, left her pretty quickly, out on the shift and drift, you know.

by Dpeirl May 2, 2011