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Smelly chode

A grotesque, misformed and unrecognisable penis damaged by chronic masterbation.

It's disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.
God sake Nick! Fucking put your smelly chode away. There are children around.
by Clive doheartson October 2, 2016
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Smelly Stella

She is very smelly. She hasnt washed her pussy is eight years.
Damn, whats that smell? Smelly Stella just came in the room.
by Stopreadingthis213 April 16, 2020
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the smelly josh

the act of shitting on your playstation controller after raging on fortnite
"aww man i gotta clean my controller after i pulled the smelly josh last night"
by gay jew hater July 19, 2020
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Smelly Owen

Owen is a smelly cheese boy who stays inside all day gaming. He does not like women but he is very smart and intelligent. He is so smart he can't count to 100 i think he is very smart. I don't know if i can count to 100 yet because im not smart i think.
Oh my gosh it is Smelly Owen, he can count to 100 and hates women! I am the same I think they are dumb.
by TsKuu July 27, 2020
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Smelly Puffer

A Puffer that smells so bad that intercourse cannot continue.
My girlfriend let out a really smelly puffer last night which caused me to lose my erection. It was gross and a total turn-off.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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smelly banana

When your dicks smell is so dank that people a square mile can smell. Also when your legs open people may pass out due to the musk of your dick.
Bro that guy has such a “smelly Banana
by Silliam November 5, 2018
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Smelly town

One of the worst insults mankind has ever experienced… worst than the term “ur mom”
Bobby the cool kid: Loser you suck!
Small Jim: are you from smelly town? Cause you smell.

Bobby died of depression and a heatstroke after being roasted so hard.
by A Fucking Trump Hater October 12, 2021
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