Snailing your nan

when you get your nan arrested

Yo bro why are you snailing your nan

by Mmcdermott33 November 1, 2021

stailing

attempting to live life slow to anger and abounding in love.

I've been stailing my whole life and it's hard work but worth it.

by Charleyme June 3, 2010

The bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing.

A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".

Implies that "size matters".

Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."

Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"

Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."

by Dakron July 11, 2014

pussy sailing

The act of tying a very loose woman to the mast of a ship and pulling her lips apart in order to catch wind

we went pussy sailing with Bianca last weekend and we went faster than my buddys speedboat.

by jeffery r. sutherfizzle March 15, 2010

Torrey Pines Sailing Team

A bunch of retards banded together to sail boats, who fight over retarded things, led by retards, funded by retards, and supported by rich retards

Did you hear about the torrey pines sailing team?
Yeah can’t remember the last time they stopped fighting and won a race

by Dipdip123 September 24, 2018

Nemanja smiling

A act that never happened

Those who say they saw him smiling were lost the very next day they saw him smiling

1:I saw Nemanja smiling
2:no no you dint
1:but i-
2:no
1:ok

by Fuckyoupetre October 31, 2021

Sailing

To drink Sailor Jerrys Rum

"Yo dude, wanna go sailing later?"
or
"Bruce is sailing this evening!"

by hanw June 18, 2008