"Dude, I'm gonna sloth her so bad tonight."
"The party was fine except this guy was slothing this girl in the corner."
"I like to close my eyes and pretend someone is slothing me."
"Hey babe, we're gonna sloth tonight ;) You excited?"
"The party was fine except this guy was slothing this girl in the corner."
"I like to close my eyes and pretend someone is slothing me."
"Hey babe, we're gonna sloth tonight ;) You excited?"
by foofoo101 January 27, 2013
Get the Slothingmug. 1. (Noun.) A tree pedophile / person whom makes sexual references and chooses actions that seem awkward at the time but innocent when looked back upon. Sloth Bitches are white chicks who pretend to be whores.
2. (Verb) To Sloth - to slowly walk along side another individual and grasp them with your legs and arms (hands in a closed fingered and cuffed position) while making a small and throaty wailing noise. Commonly used with middle school attention whores.
3. (adjective) A way to describe someone who is weird as fuck but is so fun to be around.
2. (Verb) To Sloth - to slowly walk along side another individual and grasp them with your legs and arms (hands in a closed fingered and cuffed position) while making a small and throaty wailing noise. Commonly used with middle school attention whores.
3. (adjective) A way to describe someone who is weird as fuck but is so fun to be around.
1. HEY MOM, CAN WE GO SEE THE TREE PEDOPHILES?
Person 1: Dude, did you see that bitch ask me about my man boobs?
Person 2: She was a total sloth.
Person 1: What a sloth bitch.
2. Student: Hey teacher, is it okay if I sloth you?
Teacher: AHHH HELL NO
3. Omigod, Courtney, you are totally sloth.
Person 1: Dude, did you see that bitch ask me about my man boobs?
Person 2: She was a total sloth.
Person 1: What a sloth bitch.
2. Student: Hey teacher, is it okay if I sloth you?
Teacher: AHHH HELL NO
3. Omigod, Courtney, you are totally sloth.
by Slothay100 April 28, 2013
Get the Slothmug. by Rob Engle September 19, 2005
Get the Slothmug. The act of having sexual intercourse with a person in the 'doggie style' position whilst leaning one's chest on their back with arms dangling down, much like a sloth.
by fulltime slother April 25, 2012
Get the slothingmug. I dropped a sloth in the isle way at the grocery store, the guy behind me walked through the sloth and choked and gasped for fresh air as the potent fart filled his lungs.
by Thomas broadway April 13, 2017
Get the Slothmug. Tickling, stroking, licking, sucking, or kissing a partner's belly for sexual pleasure. Refers to the predatory habits of prehistoric ground sloths, which fed on glyptodonts (giant armadillo-like creatures) by flipping them on their backs and attacking their soft undersides.
Q: "So, did you guys end up screwing last night?"
A: "No, but we spent a couple hours slothing eachother."
"Slothing makes for good foreplay, unless your partner's an actual sloth. In that case, you will be disemboweled and eaten."
A: "No, but we spent a couple hours slothing eachother."
"Slothing makes for good foreplay, unless your partner's an actual sloth. In that case, you will be disemboweled and eaten."
by LycanAvery March 10, 2011
Get the Slothingmug. by GandB May 17, 2009
Get the Slothmug.