slizzered

extremely drunk; a slang term of common use in the Southeast (Atlanta)

"Leave you like a lizard when I'm slizzered or sober" - OutKast

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

slizzard on a goose

Drunk off dat Grey Goose

Before I leave the house
I'm slizzard on a goose
And I'm higher than a plane
So a nigga really loose

by Bp28 June 21, 2007

Sizoozling

Of or pertaining to description of a female being hot as compared with saudi celebrity Zoz AlZoz.

That girl looks sizoozling hot in that dress. She is sizoozling sexy today. You wish you were sizoozling as me.

by Ausz Sam December 20, 2010

Shizo Burger

A place Alex hates because once, a few months back, he didn't read the sign correctly, and ordered a coleslaw with the expectation of paying 5 kroners more. But instead, that 5 kroners was for REPLACING the fries with a coleslaw. And since that infamous day, he vowed to never eat at Shizo Burger again.

Chat room: Hey where we eating today?
Jon: "Let's go to Shizo Burger"
Alex: " FUCK Shizo Burger, I'm going to Delhi, Who's with me!, bah I don't care, I'm going anyways."

by Shizo Lover November 14, 2019

Slizzard

A sluttly lizard or a very tan almost scaley woman that enjoys sexual acts with all things. Slizzards craw through the bar scene at night or shopping centers during the day. They lie in tanning beds to gather their strength and darken their protective skin-like layer. Slizzards have extremely slow digestion and sometimes will only eat once a week. There diet tends to consist of lettuce and bodily secretions. Slizzards rarely have any personality and tend to be extremely cold-blooded. They tend to congregated together, but cannibalism is common with-in their groups. They like to get intoxicated and then perform acts of extreme perversion with all objects and peoples. Getting slizzarded is just the act of becoming so intoxicated that one begins to replicate the actions of one of these creatures. They are known to carry a myriad of contagious diseases including but not limited to: herpes, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Slizzards tend to be extremely dangerous to men who have not ejaculated recently and should be handled with extreme caution.

Concerned Child - "Mom has been laying by the pool and making eyes at the pool boy, Enrique, also she's already had 7 margaritas. I'm worried she may be getting slizzarded."

Concerned Fraternity Bro - "Hey, I'm worried about Mark, have you seen that thing he's been with lately. It has no personality, doesn't eat, and lays in a tanning bed all day. We never see him at night anymore. I think he may be dating a Slizzard!"

Gay Uncle Tony - "Greg has been acting strange lately. I saw him just the other day with a group of scaley tan women and they kept touching him. I am worried that they're slizzards and they're doing things to him against his will."

by B-Neeze816 August 12, 2012

shizophrenia

you spelled schizophrenia wrong retard...

actually i spelled it wrong first too...

me: hey is it....shizofenia? shisophrenria?

shizophrenia?

larry the lobster: schizophrenia....

by Kay Ay Zee Eye August 19, 2010

Trolling for Slizz

This refers to a person who is wheeling with bottom of the barrel standards. The phrase refers to "Trolling" as when fishing, when one tries to catch bottom feeders by running a lure along the bottom of the lake. The "Slizz" part represents the scum that one will inevitably catch when wheeling with such low standards.

1. Damn, Luke hasn't gotten a chick in weeks. He's just trolling for slizz right now

2. Hey guys, let's hit the club and go trolling for some slizz!

by Ontario41 September 13, 2011