Cunt Skimming

When a girl wears a skirt that is so short you can see her vagina

Wow, that dress is cunt skimming

by fatsaladclub08 March 4, 2014

Pond Skimming

A time honored tradition at every ski mountain. There is a “pond” in the snow at the end of the slope surrounded by a crowd when people dressed in costumes try to cross the pond on skiis or snowboards. Most people fail and eat shit. And all the drunk people yell and cheer. Overall a great way to end the season.

He bill you going to the pond skimming event this year? He’ll yeah! I’m in it!

by TommyS. November 25, 2018

Executive Skimming

To review something to such a minimal extent that it can't even count as skimming, while also forming an opinion which is generally outlandish as there is no understanding of the context

Bro, Mike isn't prepared at all again! He was executive skimming again and now spouting nonsense with the CEO! Who's going to correct him!?

by Truffula June 20, 2023

Skim Beeble

To do something too soon.

I was hoping I would get another date with that girl, but my friends said I skim beebled it when I called her the next day.

I was hungry before bed because I skim beebled my dinner.

by Mike Roedich February 5, 2024

Salerno Skim

When you read something so fast and carelessly that you retain almost nothing.

I apologize. I didn’t actually read your feedback. I just gave it a ‘Salerno Skim’ and missed the point entirely.

by SaltandWinegar December 2, 2023

skim toast honey

Referring to a woman who can talk the talk but can’t walk the walk.

Youse ain’t nothing but a skim toast honey.

by Balls Mahoney March 5, 2024

Skim milk

A nickname for a person who was big but has lost some weight.

Hey skim milk. Why you call me skim milk for?
Because you lost weight.

by DCYBER406 June 24, 2024