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Silky Skills

The best kind of skills, real silky.
Steve: I've been playing drums all week
John: You'll never be a match for Bill
Steve: Why not?
John: Bill has silky skills.
by silky skills mcdowel July 8, 2009
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Communication Skills

A collection of skills involved to the 'art' of talking to others, especially in a medical setting.

Essentially, these skills consist of things that every person does when conversing with others, but the important difference lies in the way that these actions have been identified, over-thought and then re-named with complicated explainations attached to them.

N.B: When describing Communication Skills, be sure to include references to studies conducted by people with too much time and a gift for spotting tiny details of communication that nobody else cares about. Finally, when employing the skills described above, ensure that you face the person you are talking to and lean in towards them, at a 45 degree angle. If you fall over when attempting this, don't worry; you can discuss how much more difficult communication is when you have a mouth full of floor.
"...Oh no, not Communication Skills again- what rubbish- I learned to talk years ago..."
by Dr. Bob Kelso March 12, 2010
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lack of social skills

by Cuggi June 21, 2017
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Social skills

Iam "Hey, I have another question. Are social skills real? Or is that all just trait extroversion? Cuz I'm really low in extroversion."

Hym "I guess we were wrong about that."

Iam "You're right. I guess we can't be one if we're too low in extroversion."
by Hym Iam May 13, 2022
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Bad Skills

'Bad skills' is a term to be used in scorn when a peer has shown a clear lack of skill during an important task. 'Bad skills' would usually be reserved for an occasion on which the accuser feels that they would have performed significantly better were they in the position of the accused.

There is absolutely no call for the phrase 'bad skills' to be used erroneously in a situation when the person in question was simply 'f-unlucky'. In these cases they are to be excused and consolation is in order.

Here are some situations where 'bad skills' could be blamed for someone's failings:
1. During the final frame of a match of wcs, one player is clearly in a position to win. He has had several red-black combinations already, and with the reds pretty well spread out, the game would appear to be in the bag. The player relaxes rather, and gets a little too over-confident. He over-hits his shot on the black, sending the cueball up the table, burying it behind the green, snookering himself: "Look, mate, that's bad skills."

2. On entering a crowded late-night bar of sorts, the choice of drinks is surveyed. A foreign lager by the name of 'Leffe' is spotted, and one person decides to give it a try. Boldly, he says "a pint of Leffe, please." He fails, however, to check the price before doing so, and is shocked to hear the reply, "that will be £4.50, please:" "Bad skills, mate."
by The T Meister April 14, 2004
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jewish skills

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)
2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction
3. pwning other races
"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.
by j00 master December 8, 2004
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Unlimited Skills

When one is so amazing that they are able to accomplish anything and everything possibly imaginable

Typically preceded by the phrase," Please!"
by toefoo May 19, 2010
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