skitch

short for a skinny bitch

Julie is such a skitch ... she's a tease and her tits are crooked too.

by deanwermer February 2, 2008

skitching

Sneaking up on a person and coming on their face.

Charlize flipped out when she caught me skitching on her.

by Wyatt December 30, 2003

Skitch

A combination of the words "Scottish bitch". Used to demean a woman from Scotland.

Professor McPhee gave us three hours of homework yesterday. What a skitch.

by MercedesHW January 12, 2009

Swiatched

amazing freestyler

i know you wannabe a swiatched when i comes to rap

by spanky September 25, 2003

Skatch

The female form of fap. Can be used as an action, or as a general exclamation of sexual attractiveness.

"she's been in her room for hours, she must be skatching"

OR

male: "dude that's hot -fapfapfapfap-
female: "dude, that's hot -skatchskatchskatch-

by asciibox August 29, 2009

skitchy

to take something from somebody without their consent. the idea is to notify them as you are taking their stuff, without giving them sufficient time to reject you offer.

I couldn't help myself from taking the skitchy when Levi ordered a better coffee than mine yesterday.

by alicemunroewallace October 20, 2010

skitcher

A skater (inline speed bearing rollerblade type) that "hitches" a ride from a motor vehicle, often in traffic, by skating parallel to the vehicle and catching hold of it (usually by the rear fender, fin, bumper, etc.), hence the term skitcher, a "skater" who "hitches" a ride!

This is a very dangerous maneuver and should only be attempted by a seasoned expert skater - it is also illegal to perform on a public thoroughfare and a skater skitching in traffic could be ticketed and fined if observed by an officer of the law.

I turned the corner and saw that the skitcher had switched from the garbage truck to a faster moving delivery van as it quickly threaded through the midtown traffic, and then they were gone - he was skitching his way back uptown!

by skitcher1 December 28, 2010