A cluase to a situation which voids any kind of action that would normaly be carried out by the party invovled in the situation.
"Hey man...you were suppose to go on that double date with me and my girl!"
"Nah man...SITUATION STIPULATION! You didnt inform me that i was goin to be going with her "ugly" friend...and I had to pay for both of us!
"Nah man...SITUATION STIPULATION! You didnt inform me that i was goin to be going with her "ugly" friend...and I had to pay for both of us!
by Pete187 November 24, 2007
Get the Situation Stipulationmug. When a man or a woman can no longer can pleasure themselves with their right hand and have to resort to using their left hand. Left-handed dominant fellows are by default placed in the lefty situation.
Guy 1: “Dude, I broke my right-hand fighting a bear in the woods.”
Guy 2: “Looks like you’re in a lefty situation now.”
Guy 1: “Fuck dude, how am I gonna pull the chicken with my left hand?”
Guy 2: “Looks like you’re in a lefty situation now.”
Guy 1: “Fuck dude, how am I gonna pull the chicken with my left hand?”
by finetwine February 22, 2020
Get the lefty situationmug. When you have to fart but when you begin to push you can tell it isnt just a fart. In your attempt to cut it off you get the tip of it and thus the warhead is stuck rolling around in your underwear.
by SilenceWillKill October 22, 2017
Get the Warhead Situationmug. A type of relationship in which one partner suffers because the other is incapable of really dating, or being able to see their significant other due to parental restrictions of time. Comparable to a prison visitation, only harder to schedule and with less vigilance and monitoring.
-Man this Sucks.
-What's wrong man?
-It's just I rarely get to see this girl and she says she likes me but things just stink.
-It's seems like you have crossed the American border into a Canadian Situation on that one.
-Yeah, wish me luck
-Good luck
-What's wrong man?
-It's just I rarely get to see this girl and she says she likes me but things just stink.
-It's seems like you have crossed the American border into a Canadian Situation on that one.
-Yeah, wish me luck
-Good luck
by Student Body President June 30, 2010
Get the Canadian Situationmug. When you get caught in the middle of an argument between two people and don't know how to leave without making it worse.
"Sorry I couldn't talk last night, I got caught in situation limbo when my mom started arguing with my aunt kept dragging me into it.
by Karyhuur January 1, 2013
Get the Situation Limbomug. A person that preys on opportunities to "mooch" or benefit from any situation to abstain from personal distress. A person who never drives and always forgets their money. Every situation is a good time to put the comfort of everyone aside and feed off of their misfortune for knowing you.
The person who lives in your building and somehow becomes comfortable enough to invite his/herself over. Sometimes after long days of work you come home to find them eating your food and lounging on your couch playing the N-64 they brought over. "Awesome, your drinking my dr. pepper again, why don't you put this sharpened pencil through your temple you situational mooch."
by MswampthangW September 1, 2009
Get the Situational Moochmug. when "Shit Just Got Real" meets a homonym, you might find yourself in a hostel situation.
See the definition of "Shit Just Got Real"
See the definition of "Shit Just Got Real"
I was reading the Urban Dictionary and when I read about "shit just got real" I knew he meant hostile situation ... and yet, hostel situation probably fits, too.
by Bill the traveling salesman June 12, 2010
Get the Hostel Situationmug.