sidearse

nickname for anyone whose surname is 'sidebottom'. Sidearses usually act like total bastards, who enjoy wanking off over old men and little children.

ewwwwwww, that dirty sidearse is havin' a jizzy wank over those kids!

by ginner91 May 29, 2007

sidewardsally

known for there evil antics... common to the people ian

oh my god i just got ian'ed by sidewardsally

When challanged by a coppernob the sidewardsally is forced to step down and admit failure.

by lucas-028 May 8, 2008

side car

a person with 1/2 a pair of testicles.

That guy is such a mook I bet hes a sidecar.

by Netch July 15, 2004

Sidebar

To ignore an incoming cell phone call by pushing one of the side buttons to silence the ring or stop the vibration.

"That dork Phill was calling again to try to get me to join that online pyramid scheme so I sidebarred him."

by Mussmania September 17, 2007

Sidewards

Unexpected change in direction of progression in life or any other activity.
Going off the rails.
Can be positive or negative.

Person A: "Did you hear about whats-her-face? She's working for McDonalds now instead of her Government job."
Person B: "Sounds like she's going sidewards."

"Her life is sidewards now that she's won lotto"

by FounderEffect September 9, 2012

Sidearm

n. A paradox of Einsteinian proportion, that which is at the same time bad-ass and refined. That which saves brown babies and prepares homemade pasta dough. That which is truly hoss and yet truly gentile. A man of amazing proportion and ridiculous excess. A man of this age and all others.

The sidearm feverishly prepared his fifth culinary masterpiece while simultaneously smoking a pipe and saving a brown village.

by Skippy April 23, 2004

Sidewards

A word that explains stupidity.

Look I'm sidewards!

by saaaaarah January 4, 2018