long dong silva

The man with the longest dick in the world.

Jack:"Whoa, did you here of long dong silva? He has like a 1m long dick.!
Michael:"Man that's long. But i still don't understand how he masturbates. Wouldn't he die of the bloodpressure in his dick?"
Jack:"That's a good question. I think he didn't even try to. He knows what would happen."

by Holly Grale August 18, 2016

Bryan Silva

A rare hot young muscular tone male from USA who is known for his ripped/lean washboard six pack abs and pretty boy looks. He can also be found under his stage name, "Max Payne" on adult sites.

Google Bryan Silva for more info!

by diehardfanofbryansilva August 8, 2012

Dirty Silva

Is when you separate the fanny lips and taking a massive shit inside and having hardcore sex with it after.

I told my friend that I was a lesbian, she asked me "Have you ever tried a Dirty Silva?"

by Stonerxx19 April 14, 2020

the silva

When the body of a man grows so massive he grows a turtle shell and resembles a panda bear.

Refugio is the only man to ever pull off the silva.

by jeff dommer October 17, 2008

katie silva

A slut that fucks anything that is living.

Guy: I like head
Guy2: then you need to hook up with Katie Silva

by Live in the moment October 30, 2013

Jio silva

A bitch ass nigga with a lil dick . He often likes Cleveland steam cleaners on his face.

Who's that dumbass over there? Oh it's just Jio silva

by Cool boy t October 15, 2015

henry silva

a fucked up man

omg you are sutch a HENRY SILVA!!

by Fl1p3r May 22, 2016