shutter vision

"shutter vision" is usually an ecstasy user's term to describe a strange vision malfunction. it's hard to explain, but it's like your eyes are vibrating or maybe looking left and right slightly very, very fast.
shutter vision is, of course, caused by ecstasy.

"oh man, i'm gettin shutter vision sooo bad"
"maybe you shouldnt have dropped that 4th shark dude"

by WiW UK September 24, 2008

Shutter Monkey

in digital photography, getting the "right shot" by shooting repeatedly, rapid fire, haphazardly, in hopes of hitting the perfect one. Like monkeys on a keyboard will eventually tap out Shakespeare.

He could have composed the shot, but he shutter monkeys instead.

by MPCricket December 11, 2009

Low Shutter Speed

noun.

-the disorder of a victims sphincter not closing in time during a questionable fart, in turn releasing poo into said victims pants. Must happen on more that one occasion during a day to qualify. Victims with illness may be void. (decided by closest peers, on a hilarity sliding scale. ie. amount, frequency, smell, and victim's initial reaction upon release of said shart)

ex.

Victim: "Hey smell this fart! (plop) Oh, No!!!!!!! Curse this LOW SHUTTER SPEED! That's twice in one day now, god dammit!"
friend: "Oh, man! Classic, dude! Your running out of pants faster than the nursing home on enchilada night!
Victim: "Shut up!"
Friend: "You might wanna get that LOW SHUTTER SPEED looked at, man."

by big1jc November 24, 2011

Shethered

Modeled by Remy Ma after the popular term coined by Jay-Z against Nas. Means to body someone with your words. The SH at the beginning is meant to show that it is meant for another female artist.

Nicki Minaj got Shethered by that does track!

Oh really? Shes gonna Shether Remy Ma back!

by TheTruKD February 27, 2017

SHISTERED

"Screwed", either literally or figuratively, usually in the sense of unwanted anal intercourse. Often used as a one-word interjection.

"He thought he was getting a great deal on that car, but it turned out to be a lemon. SHISTERED!"

by Madhammer April 9, 2005

shattered

The Australian, more specifically western suburbs of Victoria, expression of disappointment.

"I couldn't get tickets for that concert - shattered!"

by Glittercake August 26, 2008

Shutter Shades

Plastic, usually bright-colored sunglasses with horizontal plastic strips where the lenses would be, thus giving the effect of a shutter while defeating the purpose of sunglasses. Shutter shades were debuted by Kanye West.

I was so excited when I bought a pair of shutter shades on sale, until I realized that there was nowhere I could wear them to.

by Okaytosuck October 27, 2008