Similar to the conventional shocker, but as an added surprise, stick you hand in a snowbank and hold it there for 5 before performing.
by WiggyTheCanuck January 18, 2010
Get the Canadian Shocker mug.Apply the Spock Shock by initializing the Vulcan death grip to the taint (see definition of "taint"; noun).
by Brian Martin June 27, 2003
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A term used to describe an obvious fact. Used to describe something, a situation, someone or an abstract that is obvious and of known quantity. Corrolary is "like...duh! We knew that"
"Jodie Foster just came out of the closet...shocker!"
"Zed said he was going to the bar for a beer...shocker!...he does that every day."
"Jenna said she wasn't going back to him after cheating on her....shocker!...I saw them yesterday leaving the adult book store"
"Zed said he was going to the bar for a beer...shocker!...he does that every day."
"Jenna said she wasn't going back to him after cheating on her....shocker!...I saw them yesterday leaving the adult book store"
by aquarius2669 May 2, 2008
Get the shocker mug.N. The index, middle and pinkey fingers, all employed in harmonious unison with the aim of pleasuring a female.
two in the pink, one in the stink
two in the junk, one in the trunk
two in the snapper, one in the crapper
two in the slit, one in the shit
two in the cooter, one in the pooter
two in the gash, one in the trash
two in the tight, one in the shite
two in the goal, one in the hole
two in the cunt, one in the grunt
two in the loose, one in the caboose
two in the blood, one in the mud
two in the funk, one in the skunk
two in the snack, one in the crack
"and if that don't work, slip her the shocker, brah!"
two in the junk, one in the trunk
two in the snapper, one in the crapper
two in the slit, one in the shit
two in the cooter, one in the pooter
two in the gash, one in the trash
two in the tight, one in the shite
two in the goal, one in the hole
two in the cunt, one in the grunt
two in the loose, one in the caboose
two in the blood, one in the mud
two in the funk, one in the skunk
two in the snack, one in the crack
"and if that don't work, slip her the shocker, brah!"
by Chiefnutz December 28, 2005
Get the Shocker mug.when a sexual partner inserts their pinky into a males butthole whilst simultaneously stroking the males skin flute with the index finger, middle finger, and the thumb. Ring finger remains limp while stroking the grundle and therefor completes the rodshocker.
Jacob: Brantley did you bone that chick?
Brantley: No, she gave me the rod shocker and I sent that skank packing.
Alex: That's awesome, I have always wanted the rod shocker.
Brantley: No, she gave me the rod shocker and I sent that skank packing.
Alex: That's awesome, I have always wanted the rod shocker.
by Chris Cameron March 15, 2008
Get the rod shocker mug.index finger, ring finger and pinky finger pointing towards the ground, resulting in one in the pink, two in the stink or one in the jelly, two in the smelly.
Tonia was attempting to be cool for a facebook photo by throwing up dueces, but instead threw an upside-down reverse shocker with a sexy pucker!
by gmmagnet November 26, 2010
Get the Upside-Down Reverse Shocker mug.A sexual act performed on a female by penetrating the vagina with the index and middle finger while simotaniously inserting the pinky finger into the anus. Extensive sanitation of the pinky finger is required after performing such an act.
two below the clit, one covered in shit.
two gettin kinky with my pinky in her stinky.
two in the jelly, one gettin smelly.
two gettin freaky while one is being sneaky.
two in juice, one in the caboose.
two havin fun with one tryin to run.
rockin and rollin while finger fuckin her colon.
two for the snatch, one for the hatch.
"After i gave her the shocker, i had to scrape shit out from underneath my fingernail."
two gettin kinky with my pinky in her stinky.
two in the jelly, one gettin smelly.
two gettin freaky while one is being sneaky.
two in juice, one in the caboose.
two havin fun with one tryin to run.
rockin and rollin while finger fuckin her colon.
two for the snatch, one for the hatch.
"After i gave her the shocker, i had to scrape shit out from underneath my fingernail."
by The 1 and Only April 13, 2006
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