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Shizz

Shizz; verb; sh-i-zz

The act of Shizzing; a sexual fetish wherein the male squats above the woman's upper torso and proceeds to both shit and jizz at the same time. This fetish is most common among jiggalos and weeabos alike.
Person 1: Damn, I just shizzed all over Mary. I'll send you a pic.
Person 2: Oh shit, I wish I could shizz on Mary.
by FeralPotato April 15, 2015
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Shizz

Noun

The product of jizzing (masturbating) into a pile (or just one turd) of shit. Injecting semen into the feces thus creating what we call shizz. This act of pure sin is called "shizzing".
Bobby:

-"Man, it smells disgusting here."
Tim:

-"Well Bobby, that's because I shizzed in the oven"
by Don't worry papi is here May 29, 2018
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Shizz

Fecal matter and male ejaculate that has been churned to a frothy consistency and leaks leaks from an exhausted sphincter.
As she snored the shizz flowed like the golden rivers of Mead in Valhalla.
by Barnukl May 14, 2020
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shizz-ur

stereotypical wigger slang for the word sure created by adding -izz in the middle of the word.
Do you like Eminem?
For shizz-ur!
by Pseudonym March 28, 2004
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Kool shizz

1.Slang for "awesome shit, or a significance that should be most memorable by phrasing it right, or boss shit that happened"

2.This word be that shizz you dont use often ight thats how it stay kool shizz Nuff said
Dawg got five bricks "Kool Shizz"
Popped a nigga like Crisco thats Kool Shizz
by GGAWD GNOHC June 7, 2013
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to jizz in the shizz

the defintion of "to jizz in the shizz" is a phrase which means to have anal sex. Sex in the anal hole or in the booty
To jizz in the shizz you must have anal sex.
Example: Oh man! Karen was so hot yesterday, i jizzed i her shizz, right before she took the kids. It was so great.

Example: Man, i want to jizz in her shizz so bad.
by TheSaggiestOfTits January 18, 2019
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ho shizz

A more polite way of saying "holy shit". If you will, or if you're religious, it's a good way to express shock, or disbelief without being sent straight to hell, or the Headmaster.
Girl 1: *Squee!!* i got tickets to the MIKA concert! 8D
Girl 2: Ho shizz, you're kidding!! 8D
by Anonymous :3 December 3, 2007
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