SHITBOX

A car or vehicle that is musty smelling, over 200k miles, comes with a check engine either new, or bought used. This type of car cannot exceed over 40 miles an hour without shaking to death. It also can come with multiple soda cans and cigarettes inside as a bonus when bought.

JOHNNYS SHITBOX BROKE DOWN AGAIN LEAVING HIM STRANDED IN THE DESERT.

by Ben-0012 April 20, 2021

Shitbox

A car that is cool but in a poor or unfinished condition. Not to be confused with a piece of shit

Let's go hit some skids in my shitbox 240

by Billy Lazer Eyes October 30, 2021

Shitbox Paradox

When you constantly are having to constantly fix and rig an old car to run in order to appear as having an original running model.

I love being the only person in town with a 1970’s model Bronco, but I gotta hold some wires together so the ignition works… it’s just the Shitbox Paradox!

by Robert Clarke Thompson III May 31, 2024

Shitbox

Shitbox, the slang word used to describe a vehicle and/or a object with little to no value

Did you see that old Toyota Corolla Near Pleasant St, Shitbox!

by RomanVlNumerals December 26, 2021

Houdini Shitbox

Also called Pavlov’s Butthole, whenever this person has to do work they will feel the sudden urge to take an hour-long shit.

Mr. Houdini Shitbox strikes again!

by tytech038 March 21, 2022

Shitbox

Crap car usually of poor quality and value with a dodgy number plate to match.

Driven by blokes that think they are better than everyone else, normally called Sam

Have you seen Sam’s car recently, it is a proper Shitbox! The number plate is equally offensive

by Geology Rocks! September 23, 2021

Shitbox

A word used by gamers when a shot of a weapon does not register by A: Lag or B: Failed game detection. It is also often used and taken as a excuse for missing.

Player 1: FUCK, SHITBOX

Player 2: Bullshit, you missed.

by Ludi93 November 18, 2014