shart

1: To force a fart out to a point shit goes through at the same time.
2: To loose a stupid gamble
3: Adj. to look stupid

Breakfast and lunch are to brunch what shit and fart are to shart.
This guy sharts (looks stupid)
cursword: Shaaaaaaart (instead of shit)

by Skymitch April 29, 2005

shart

v. A blend of a shit and a fart, where one attempts to fart and accidentally releases a small amount of shit. Will often result in a dingleberry and/or a ruined pair of boxers.

Fucking gross man, you just sharted.

by StonedMango March 1, 2008

shart

shit fart

aw, i sharted, i better go wipe....

by sadamus January 21, 2010

shart

the act of which 1 disasterously shits him or herself in an attempt to push gas out their ass aka the hershey squirt

so you think youre kinda smart and you thought it was a fart.....

by d-rock represesntin shartin May 13, 2005

shart

to fart and shit ur pants at the same time but only a lil shit comes out

zebedee sharted because he dont fit in the shitter cause he is a fat fuck defined in as zebedee under z

by BIG_A April 3, 2005

shart

Accidental poo while farting

I sharted at a restaraunt and took immediate action. I was trying to discard my underwear in the bathroom but people kept coming in. I decided to discard my underwear and drop next to toilet on floor vs. being seen discarding underwear.

by Shart-Man August 20, 2008

shart

a shitty fart
u heave out a treacle tart and find it out to be a big wet mass on the inside of your pants
naaasstayy

i squeeeeeeezzzed then oooop gotta run man i just sharted

by george johnston July 20, 2007