1: To force a fart out to a point shit goes through at the same time.
2: To loose a stupid gamble
3: Adj. to look stupid
2: To loose a stupid gamble
3: Adj. to look stupid
Breakfast and lunch are to brunch what shit and fart are to shart.
This guy sharts (looks stupid)
cursword: Shaaaaaaart (instead of shit)
This guy sharts (looks stupid)
cursword: Shaaaaaaart (instead of shit)
by Skymitch April 29, 2005
v. A blend of a shit and a fart, where one attempts to fart and accidentally releases a small amount of shit. Will often result in a dingleberry and/or a ruined pair of boxers.
by StonedMango March 2, 2008
the act of which 1 disasterously shits him or herself in an attempt to push gas out their ass aka the hershey squirt
by d-rock represesntin shartin March 1, 2005
zebedee sharted because he dont fit in the shitter cause he is a fat fuck defined in as zebedee under z
by BIG_A April 4, 2005
I sharted at a restaraunt and took immediate action. I was trying to discard my underwear in the bathroom but people kept coming in. I decided to discard my underwear and drop next to toilet on floor vs. being seen discarding underwear.
by Shart-Man July 24, 2008
a shitty fart
u heave out a treacle tart and find it out to be a big wet mass on the inside of your pants
naaasstayy
u heave out a treacle tart and find it out to be a big wet mass on the inside of your pants
naaasstayy
by george johnston June 22, 2007