shakin' my twizzler

To cause a twizzler to move to and fro with jerky movements.
"shaking"

"shook" I shook my twizzler.

"shaken" my twizzler was badly shaken

"if you know what I mean"

I was like huuuuh,u were like whaaaaa and I was shakin' my twizzler

by The Alpha and The Omega 78 November 21, 2011

shower-sharking

Shower-sharking: Looking for deviant sex in community showers by mentally ill perverts I.E. the gym or military training facilities.

Ktard was kicked out of the military for shower-sharking and licking the debris off the shower drains.

by Coolguy Canuck August 16, 2016

Shark in silk Pajamas

Not the same as wolf in sheep's clothing, as you can still see the shark in his silk pajamas, but because he is in pajamas, you think you can trust him. Fool on you, he is still a motherfucking shark.

You can't trust that Matt guy, he's a shark in silk pajamas. In the end he'll come back to bite you because he is obviously still a dangerous shark.

by IamMattyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy October 6, 2010

land sharking

a girl spreads her arms acros a wall thrusting her ass in the opposite direction, while a guy in the other end of the room has his arms above his head, in the shape of a shark fin, humming the "jaws" theme song. Then as fast as he can he sprints to the other end of the room and pelvic thrusts his dick into her ass, hoping he doesn't miss.

special fetures in 40 year old virgin. "land sharking"

by Jake Erenstoft August 16, 2006

Sherkin' the gherkin

Masturbating. You know, jerking off. Taming the snake. Petting the walrus. Spanking the monkey. Stroking the salami.

Frank: "Dude, that guy got caught sherkin' the gherkin in the school library."

by Krummholio May 28, 2007

shakin the bush

from the Paul Newman movie...."Cool Hand Luke"...."just shakin the bush, boss"....when the were takin a piss outside on the chain gang; to drink a JaegerBomb!

How bout another Shakin the Bush!

by Tootski October 20, 2004

Sharking

Sharking is a theory developed to do with the coming on to a guy or girl. Sharks hunt alone and stay away from dolphins which are in packs. They have the killer instinct and so know how to seal the deal. The Basking shark is someone who is only learning the skills, the hammerhead is someone that goes in head first and yet still somehow manages to score. The great white is something of beauty, what they do is almost a vision to watch as they always get what they want, never get rejected and yet do it with finesse. Its something that can only be taught to a certain extent, everyone has the killer instinct, they just need to learn how to use it!!!

Heather is out sharking again, she's totally going to shark John tonight....poor guy isn't going to know what hit him!

by greatwhitesharker April 9, 2011