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Schrodinger's Shapiro

Schrodinger's Shapiro is a person who starts a debate and decides whether he was serious or not based on the outcome. Troll if he loses, serious if he wins.
Attorney: "And this concludes the defense regarding the case of property trespassing. My client is not guilty."

Judge: "I find the defendant not gui-"

Plaintiff: "Chill, your honour. I didn't sue him for real, it's just a troll."

Attorney: "Objection, your honour. That is clearly Schrodinger's Shapiro."
by Zangiuli February 14, 2022
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Shapironess

One who has followed the way of Shapiro well and is deserving of this most honourable compliment.
An honoured conservative walks into a room. Gary says “welcum your Shapironess”
by Shapiro6969 March 1, 2022
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Callivus Von Shapiro

A very smart individual, most likely conservative.
That person is quite the Callivus Von Shapiro.
by Callivus February 22, 2022
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Shapiro-shutdown

in a debate, when your entire argument has been completely blasted to garbage and your left looking like a idiot, by Ben Shapiro, or a similar debater, anybody with a decisive intellect and facts , accompanied by thunderous applause for the "Shapiro/similar person".
did you see that debate at school yesterday? I did, that new guy had all his facts wrong, lost bad, he got the Shapiro-shutdown for sure. the whole place was cheering.
by Alexander_mccarthy_wec June 13, 2022
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emma shapiro

Next stop is this cute little girly emma Shapiro we all know as madison shapiro’s little sister because nobody actually knows her name she’s in the sixth grade and she is very very flat and she will never have anything there LOL😉😉😉 JK this is all just fun and games or is it lol
emma shapiro is the flattest
by lol🐸🐔🐷🐵 May 7, 2021
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Shapiro Chinstrap

The aftermath of someone dedicating on someone else’s face and that person wearing it like a beard or chinstrap
That scene were the guy was wearing a Shapiro Chinstrap almost made me hurl.
by ShapChin January 25, 2022
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