Seasonist

When a person prefers one season to the rest.

Dude you are so seasonist you whinge all winter that you wish it was summer!

Seasonist by Ikkle Mini October 21, 2011

Seaning around 

Being aggressively Gay

He is getting awfully grabby with the dudes today!
Oh, he's just "Seaning around"

Seaning around by Jaymc May 22, 2015

Horizontal reasoning 

Logic applied uniquely when in the horizontal position.

"My horizontal reasoning says I can press Snooze one more time because I don't REALLY need a shower before my job interview."
or
"My horizontal reasong says it must be a good idea to have sex with them because LOOK! they're lying down beside me."

Horizontal reasoning by FailedLogic October 19, 2011

Sessioning 

Getting hammered with a large group of friends; lots of alcohol involved typically

Here man, we're already sessioning at mine come on down! Some of the lads are already locked!

Sessioning by hardcoreSessioner May 5, 2011

Seductive Reasoning 

Trying to get someone to do something

they do not want to do,

by seducing him/her.

"How did you get Jeff to come to the opera tonight?" said Kelly.
"Oh, I just used seductive reasoning." replied Jessica.

Seductive Reasoning by Jessicock September 6, 2009

Inductive Reasoning

X has attributes A, B, and C.
Y has attributes A and B.
So, Y has attribute C.

Inductive Reasoning:

Jesus has brown hair.
I have brown hair.
I am Jesus.

Inductive Reasoning by fish27 December 7, 2009

Women's reasoning 

When a women or person makes an accusation, explanation, or theory with no grounds. The accused cannot make any logical reasoning against statement simply because it is Women's reasoning. (see Anna for Details)

Women's reasoning
because i said so.
I need more shoes because i ran out of them for the month.

Women's reasoning by kiwi's marky mark February 22, 2008