Search Karate

A competition where people with different types of smartphones race to search the Internet to answer a question.

It usually flares up between people full of either iPhone or Android pride. Anyone with a Blackberry is left in the dust.

Me: Hmm. I wonder how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

Eliot: "I'll find out with my iPhone."

Matt: "No way, Galaxy S4 is better."

Me: "SEARCH KARATE!!"

<Everyone proceeds to whip out their phone and search the answer>

Stevie: "No fair, I have a Blackberry :( "

Search Karate by halpwr May 9, 2013

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Search Google or type a URL

when you get caught peeing in the kitchen sink.

Mom: wtf is wrong with you
Me: The fact that dad left me when I was 5, Mom.
Mom: haha u loser
6 hours later
Me: *goes on computer and types Search Google or type a URL*
Me: Huh.

Search Google or type a URL by vaginavato69 April 22, 2019

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search engine

A clever device used with the internet, usually used by school-aged children for reports, etc. Unfortunetly, there are downsides to this information mecca. Most results include pornography, which really should not be seen by school aged children. Sites include Google, Ask Jeeves, and AltaVista.

Little Bobby: Mr. Teacher, I typed in the search engine "Horny Frog" and I got all this stuff...does this have to do with the horny frog?
Mr. Teacher: "Come see live horny girls frog each other!?" My! Tommy, shut it off now!

search engine by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 7, 2004

search criteria

No one has defined this yet? What the hell I need a proper definition.

You thought you were gonna get a definition? Nope. You're just as disappointed as me now.

"Define 'search criteria' on UD"

No one has you're out of luck

search criteria by TorpidN1ghtmare September 6, 2017