beard scrum

A nasty residue of beard oils that have turned into a lard-like substance.

You have some serious beard scrum.
You better wash your face, you have beard scrum.
Hey, your beard scrum is showing!

by XTremeSue Purglew January 3, 2016

Scrum

Short for scrumptious

How was dinner?
It was scrum!

by erin0118 March 31, 2024

Scrum

Any ejaculent expressed under fear of imminent harm or displeasure. Also appropriate to use the adjective form scrame or the colloquially more casual sCREAM.

I had a nightmare and when I woke up, there was scrum all over the place.

I went to see the Goonies in theaters and scrame several times through the showing.

While strangling myself and masturbating, I almost died. I did scream myself though so that is nice.

by teh_hax May 3, 2019

Scrum nummy

A term used to describe a particularly delicious edible item

That cake was quite simply scrum nummy

by ScrummyDitches November 29, 2011

scrum

pass tense of scream

We scrum a lot in PE.

by teenbishkokie May 12, 2021

Front Bum Scrum

Called such due the way the clothing material around a woman's vagina gets swallowed up by her flappy lips, creating what is often known simply as "camel-toe". An image reminiscent of a "scrum" in the game Rugby, where in trying to achieve control of the ball, both teams huddle into one small area, much in the same way the material around a woman's bearded oyster get's huddled into her beef curtains, creating the Front Bum Scrum.

"Hey, Sally! How's it goi.... woahhh..... nice front bum scrum you got going on there ;)"

"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"

by scrumdiddlyumptiouspotatoes August 3, 2017

scrum

Short for scrumptious. Something delectable, mouthwatering, and otherwise completely delicious.

"WOW! That coffee cake was scrum."

by thatfish01 October 21, 2024