Scoped

The act of catching someone preforming a non appropriate act or being caught while him or her is absent.

Yo, john just got scoped by Mr. Bartel in the gym.

by Jimmy Deans 360 July 20, 2017

Scarpoosed

To get shot down buy the most notorious of slutty ass whores as the direct result of being very very drunk and on drugs.

Dude.. you were so fucked up on booze and drugs last night that even Renner turned you down... you got Scarpoosed bro!

by George Mettts January 25, 2009

Coochie scope

Noun. When one uses ones coochie (female nether regions) as a means of vision instead of eyes for "scoping" out men. A female that does this is usually just looking for a good time and has no interest in the mind, soul or heart. She love men and appreciate the physical attributes that they bring to the table. It is usually used to find a male companion of sorts. These companions rarely last. Synonyms: Pelvic compass, Vag looker, Cooter binoculars, Beaver eyes.

"My coochie scope sees something tonight. Oh gurl! "

by FloRida35 March 31, 2010

scoop goof

derived from two words. scoop, meaning to move with, or as if with, a scoop. goof is taken from the Canadian prison system, and is mainly associated with child abusers and later used to describe sexual offenders of any sort. the word "scoop goof" a word used to describe a female, whom intentionally and maliciously, carries out the act of scooping ejaculate from outside her body, in to her vagina causing her to become pregnant. This will be used for the extortion and/or blackmail of her unsuspecting victim. sound too far fetched? guess again, this happened to me for real!

not only is the withdrawal method ineffective on std's, it won't work on a scoop goof either.

by make.u.cry January 24, 2011

Double Scorpion

Sexual position where the Male lies on his back and the female straddles him while facing him. Then she does a back bend and rides him while in the back bend position.

She went double scorpion on his ass.

by MKR666 October 2, 2019

Pudding Scoops

Breasts lacking structural integrity, aka saggy and mushy, to which their bra cups serve as scoops holding up two pudding-like piles of boob.

"I wish Tina would stop wearing low-cut shirts so my wondering eyes didn't have to see her pudding scoops all day long."

"Dude that girl I nailed last night, had pudding scoops. When I took her bra off, her tits looked like two deflated water balloons".

by duckslayer11 November 22, 2011

Scorpion King Syndrome

Scorpion King Syndrome: A storytelling tool used in many big-budget motion pictures.

SKS (pronounced 'sucks') is when an action movie's premise supposedly revolves around a major antagonist, where in fact the villain is actually only mentioned for less than five minutes at the start of the movie, altogether forgotten, and then appears at the very end of the movie.

The villain in question typically has no identity of his/her own, only that of a 'force' to be dealt with by the hero of the movie. Typically this villain is quickly killed to great fanfare, yet little emotional context to the viewer.

"Did you see Transformers? I wish Megatron had been in it and had a real character more than he was. I think he was suffering from Scorpion King Syndrome."

See: The Mummy Returns

by Christopher Majewski June 20, 2008