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Science

Something that you learn but forget about what the fuck you learned
Him-what is a science
Me-fuck
by Dhsndb November 13, 2018
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Science

A unique type of Religion.

Originally, science was the systematic knowledge of the physical or material world gained through observation and experimentation.

However, nowadays, it's filled with mindless follower sheep - just like all religions, however many science sheep are often "hardcore atheists" who look down on other religions, but on the other side of the note, often don't understand science.

I am a proud Agnostic who is open to the concept of religion, but not entirely convinced, before someone thinks I'm some Christian preacher.
Theist: I love God, he's amazing, he helped me with my life.

Science sheep/atheist: hahahah. you're a mindless, religious person who believes in god. Adam and Eve never started the world, you idiot.
An explosion called the Big Bang did!

Theist: Oh, really? What caused that explosion, then, seeing as you're a scientific expert and all?

Science sheep/atheist: Uhm.............. *walks away*
by Whahhhhhhhht? March 28, 2009
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Science

"Science fails to recognise the single most
Potent element of human existence
Letting the reigns go to the unfolding
Is faith, faith, faith, faith
Science has failed our world
Science has failed our mother earth" - Serj Tankian of System Of A Down (Science)
Don't limit yourself to science for answers.
by foam January 31, 2005
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Science

Hey man, can you hook me up with an eighth of science?
by itsalways420somwehere December 9, 2008
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Bad Science

Anything that I don’t understand or like learning about-MG
by Jonathan Byers February 9, 2021
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party of science

The "party of science" is a self given name by the Democratic party. The party of "science" believes in "science"...well except biology. The "party of science" listens, and takes seriously, those who accuse the mathematics of being racist. Recently, the "party of science" has also added people who claim "the scientific method is racist" and also take them seriously. The "party of science" absolutely loves critical race theory; The theory that seeks to judge people solely on their group identity and not on their individual character and then claim "racism" or "fragility" when people disagree.
It's a good thing "the party of science" made sure they labled math as racist before labeling the scientific method as such otherwise even members of "the party of science" may have a hard time figuring out how: "the party of science" plus the party of "science is racist" plus the party of "math is racist" equals everyone who is in the center right is racist.
by TandS March 9, 2021
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german science

What is, objectively speaking, the greatest science in the world.
Person: Remind me again, mr. Stroheim, how good is German Science?
Stroheim: Why, GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST SCIENCE IN THE WORLD!
by Horricule April 14, 2017
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