Manager of a popular fast food store. His 'keep it gangsta' mentality and 'ghetto' lifestyle, combined with his 'sick' cars and erratic driving, have earned him an infamous reputation with the local police force. However, he is not a white cap. Grant has lost his driver's licence at least four times, in the approximate four years he has had it. Grant is also a bum-buddy of Tim Blackwood. The pair together, are literally thick as thieves, and living proof that sodomy should be illegal. Grant has also been nominated for Australian Idol 347 times.
*Police car flashes sirens, Grant pulls over*.
Policewoman - "Mr Schweikert, how ya goin?"
Grant - "Do I know you?"
Policewoman - "No, but I know you!"
Grant - "Oh that is so ghetto..."
Policewoman - "Mr Schweikert, how ya goin?"
Grant - "Do I know you?"
Policewoman - "No, but I know you!"
Grant - "Oh that is so ghetto..."
by Cockatoo Collins April 10, 2005
Get the Grant Schweikert mug.Sergeant Schweff refers to a specific type of schweff - one who not only attempts to chat up women but also men. This is not in a homosexual manner, it is merely to better his social situation and 'network'.
Guy 1: Why is Sam being so nice to Tim?
Guy 2: 'Cos he's Sergeant Schweff - he's trying to be his best friend
Guy 1: Ohhhhh.
Guy 2: 'Cos he's Sergeant Schweff - he's trying to be his best friend
Guy 1: Ohhhhh.
by Stodleh March 14, 2010
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A small hairless child who looks normal by day. But when night comes around austin schaefer strips down to nothing but undwrwear and crawls out of his window. He scurries around in the night looking for open windows and unlocked doors. Once he finds an enterance into your home he dashes through the shaddows looking for his pray. After he finds you he scratches at your walls. Until you wake. He then eats you limb by limb until your nothing but a head. No one suspects him. No one knows of his secret. Except for you who is reading this. No one has ever caught him, no one has lived to tell his tale. And if you see him you wont live to speak of it. How do i know of this story??? Well i AM austin schaefer. I now have your ip adress. I am now tracking your computer. I will soon find your address and you shall be my next target. Good luck.
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by Wiwbabycunny July 28, 2014
Get the austin schaefer mug.Derived from chafe, also encompasses being completely fabulous, ridiculous, openly sexual, and the best person in the world.
Schaefers include...
1) Aly - most fabulous
2) Kaila - most poopy
3) Mah - most butt rubby
4) Popz- most likely to make sexual inuendos
Schaefers include...
1) Aly - most fabulous
2) Kaila - most poopy
3) Mah - most butt rubby
4) Popz- most likely to make sexual inuendos
by Ms. New Booty. May 17, 2006
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Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.
Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.
by Mike Early May 12, 2006
Get the schluffer mug.an abnormally tall, pale, and skinny person,
characteristics; unable to get a tan, long arms, often red in the face
characteristics; unable to get a tan, long arms, often red in the face
by tim maher April 30, 2008
Get the Schweener mug.A female who you would like to have sexual interactions with for the night, and only that night. See: Bop.
Mark: Man, where the schweppers at?
Marty: I think I see a few over there, man.
Mark: No man, that's some flops.
Marty: Yeah you're right man, flopzillas in this bitch.
Marty: I think I see a few over there, man.
Mark: No man, that's some flops.
Marty: Yeah you're right man, flopzillas in this bitch.
by The Bop Crew September 8, 2010
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