Shousting

To cause a shoe shooting.

1}Let the shousting begin!-{present}
2}Drop the gun or I will shoust!-{Future}
3}I just got shost at!-{Past}

by Shady7 December 9, 2007

Schmusing

Listening to music while taking a dump. Regarded as the most pleasurable activity one can do.

An instant excuse to get out of anything. Noone can argue against Schmusing!

N: Hey sorry I'm late, i was schmusing
S: Oh no way! I envy your existence
H: I wish i could be schmusing right now

by simneh August 5, 2012

talent scouting

When a guy or girl goes somewhere like the movies, fiesta texas, beach, etc & looks for someone to holler at . Somone who looks really attractive & has "talent" such as either a big dick, huge boobs, or big ass.

Bob: "Dammn, that movie was sick foo !"
Cameron: "I know man, but i missed the ending."
Bob: "How ? You were in the movie with me the whole time"
Cameron: "This Brunette-"
Bob: "Ahh c'mon dog, don't tell me some fat chick got in the way."
Cameron: "Fat, ? no. But her boobs got in the way"
Bob: "Talent Scouting again ?"
Cameron: "No, but damnn she was fine as hell B."

by Roni<3 July 5, 2009

runt shunting

The act of runt shunting dates back to the medieval era. This was commonly defined as one's fist penetrating one other's/their own anal cavity. After this act was completed, the fister traditionally licked their hand, and/or offered it to their partner.

"Hey bitch, shunt my runt or i'll shunt yours!"

"I got the best runt shunt last night, it was Fred's turn to do the licking!"

"That was some good runt shunting, shall you lick or shall I?"

by Runts August 4, 2009

Talent Scouting

When you use your eyes to silently alert your bro there is talent in the immediate vicinity.

Ali and I were having lunch and a waitress with an enormous rack was just behind him. I did some talent scouting to alert him that he needed to look right behind him.

by Be_Rad_W June 11, 2022

shunting

To drive like a clown balloon in racing games because of lack of skill compared to the shuntee. Usually manifested in the act of ramming others cars into walls.

"Oi stop shunting me you northern monkey"

by Not Danny April 19, 2008

wiki-scouting

The act of going onto wikipedia.org, searching some a topic, and then randomly clicking on any underlined blue word that takes you to a whole different subject. Usually is done repetively for hours at a time.

"Man wiki-scouting is going to get me some bad grades. Here I am supposed to be searching "The Cold War", and now im all the way on the Atlantic Ocean."

by princesskai123 March 29, 2009