jacob sartorius

the cancer of the internet

13 year old girl : I LOVE JACOB SARTORIUS OMG
Me : KYS

by Gabbobler did nothing wrong July 10, 2016

jacob sartorius

Pure cancer

Jacob sartorius is pure cancer

by Jj godly July 27, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

13 year old boy from the musical.ly app who little girls are obsessed with at the moment.

A : Who is Jacob Sartorius?
B : Some little kid with no talent who lip syncs

by FirstLast2016 June 16, 2016

jacob sartorius

-Some talentless kid that elementary thru middle school girls crush on. Basically, he lip syncs on this app, "musical.ly" to songs and raps the alphabet. Therefore, he is talentless.

- Many "dank meme" accounts use #stopjacob2k16 just to show how he's popular for no reason

- He used to sing when he was younger, but it sucked ass. Search up "ricegum" on YouTube

12 year old Girl: "OH MY GOD, IS THAT MY BAE JACOB SARTORIUS!?"

Guy: "Ew kys you talentless-13 year old -loving frick! "

by theberniking June 27, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

He is most cancerous, cracker 5-yr-old to hit social media. Says "I love you" on twitter to complete strangers which won't matter to him in 1 million years because their making his garbage ass popular. His fanbase of 3-yr-olds will strangle you over there phone/laptop screen if you talk shit about their god, Jacob. Jacob is also the worst roaster in history after the RiceGum incident.

"Jacob Sartorius tried to roast RiceGum."
"Rice isn't the one who needs milk, Jacob is still sucking on his mothers tit."

by MelissaMagnificent August 29, 2016

jacob sartorious

The biggest fuckboi ever

Oh look he cant rap the abc's, what a jacob sartorious thing to do.

by Fadens July 22, 2016

Rolf Sartorius

A young ugly untalented fboy who is only loved for his ugly looks, and somehow got famous off of musically. This boy lost his talent and eyebrows.

Nickname - Jacob Clitoris

Rolf Sartorius is terrible!

by A REAL Savageeee July 24, 2016