You start out by shitting on someone's chest, you then sit down on the shit and slide down the person's body. An anal motorboat is optional.
"Hey Brad, I heard you gave Joe the Samoan Mudslide. "
"Yeah, he's never gonna get that shit out of his chest hair. "
"Yeah, he's never gonna get that shit out of his chest hair. "
by Magik Marker August 22, 2016

A term for ejaculent
She splatched her samoan pancske batter ALL OVER THE PLACE after i tongue blasted her fartbox samoan pancake batter
by Fudgedragon2005 May 25, 2018

Why would they go after Hawaiian Brian? They'll never get any penetration with that Samoan Buttlock technique he uses.
by Nero the Literate May 24, 2018

When a man blows a load of semen onto a Samoa girl scout cookie, and the partner eats it and they trade back and forth like a traditional snowball
"me and the wife bought some girl scout cookies and decided to have sex, guess who just experienced a Samoan Snowball for the first time?"
by raine_$torm March 14, 2019

After coming to orgasm from fellatio, sometimes with a mouthful of sperm, the one performing fellatio will sneeze. The mixture of snot and sperm on your penis is known as 'A Slimy Samoan'.
I had never heard of a Slimy Samoan until April had that cold last week. I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, and sure enough, it's called a Slimy Samoan.
by Joe 234 March 3, 2017

by Littywitties May 26, 2024

Samoan ; a large bowel movement
by TruckFrump June 9, 2022
