Nom Nom Raptor

~The Nom Nom Raptor derived from many specimen of the Raptor family. The Nom Nom Raptor family has been studied and known to be a very loud, sexual, and slow dinosaur species.

~Back in the dinosaur day-in-age the Nom Nom Raptor Nom'd anything and everything in it's path, ultimately becoming the top dog of the Raptors.

~The Nom Nom Raptor is also cousins with the "OM NOM NOM YOUR MOM" Raptor.

The Nom Nom Raptor selected it's mate carefully before pouncing.

When the Nom Nom Raptor finished demolishing it's food, it continued to run around making loud moaning noises.

by Shmurness December 19, 2009

Rytoria

Rytoria is the pairing between Cobra Starship's guitarist Ryland Blackinton and their keytarist Victoria Asher.
Rytoria isn't very well known, at least, not as much as other pairings, like Gabilliam and Rydon.

Person 1: What would you call Ryland and Victoria?
Person 2: Rytoria, the cutest imaginary couple ever!

by The Grammar Princess February 20, 2009

Raptor Slap

A slap in which a 360 is combined with a cobra strike, aka the raptor slapifaction has proceeded.

Dude, did you see Josh Raptor Slap that dirty ass nigger.

by xth3ph3nomx12 (xbox live) October 21, 2011

Raptor grass

Long grass, must be long stem and very green, tall enough to hide a pack of hunting velociraptors.

Come on, keep moving - we’ll be safe just as soon as we can traverse this raptor grass.

by Ally_MK August 16, 2019

room raptor

Someone who has no emotion and never leaves their room. They will do anything in their power to be in there.

Where is Harry? Oh, he’s hiding away in his room being a room raptor.

by mope mancer April 10, 2021

The gentleman's raptor claw

Extension of the raptor claw; Where one seductively places the thumb into the anus of a woman while in the throes of passionate fisting.

Prudish pornstar: I can't believe he tried to give me the raptor claw on set.
Gentlemen caller: Baby, you've clearly never had The gentleman's raptor claw.

by ThatJO February 3, 2018

raptored

to be attacked from the side whilst being distracted by something in front of you

"yo, you just got raptored!!" (usually during Call Of Duty)

by BeeKnees April 5, 2010