rural palate

Having a very basic taste in food. Never straying far from a Parma, the big 3 Shapes flavours or other pub classics. Spices are a hard pass.

Ben: “Hey Jen, would you like some avocado with your breakfast?”
Jen: “oh no, that’s far too gourmet, just tomato sauce thanks, I’ve got more of a rural palate”

by Lavoipierre December 22, 2022

rural king

A tool/handy store that your dad/grandpa will most likely take you when he needs tools

Dad: Son wanna go to rural king? Son: hell no that places is boring ass shit

by Yot club July 11, 2022

Rural Dictionary

kinda the opposite of the website you're on right now.

I'm on Rural Dictionary all day.

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

Rural gimp

A member of your local neighbourhood who behaves in a manner indicative of inbreeding. Behavioural indications of such a person are spooky staring, spontaneous clucking noises and the building of hillbilly-like structures in the street

Christ alive, look at that rural gimp his father surely shagged his sister.

The rural gimp took me from behind shouting 'sqeal like a piggy'

by Bourne Boy July 1, 2009

rural metro

An EMS service that represents the best of the best in Emergency Medical Service providers. Employees of Rural Metro Ambulance are widely considered to be the best and most experienced in their field.

Wow! Rural Metro was so amazing when mom had her heart attack

by Neuhiem June 2, 2016

washburn rural middle school

A middle school full of pot-heads and suicidal people. It's very clicky and if your lgbt other students will not respect you but teachers will. It has a ton of electives and great staff. Some kids are friendly. The sports are great.

1. I go to washburn rural middle school and it's pretty good.

by Aaron the christian trans boy March 14, 2019

urban+rural

See rural+urban

See also mpg

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004