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Rube

Scornful carny slang term for a disgruntled mark. Also has a similar use in retail to describe an entitled or an asshole customer. Being a rube is NOT a good thing
Carny no.1- that mark got mad because I wouldn’t give him a freebie!
Carny no.2- what a rube!

Cashier no.1- that lady wouldn’t get off her phone in the checkout lane and then got mad at me and complained because I didn’t scan her groceries in the order she never told me she wanted because she expected me to be a mind reader!
Cashier no.2- what a total rube!
by DiaperPants January 11, 2020
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rube

A conservative, far-right, right-winger, MAGAt/Trump-supporter, or right-wing extremist.
Trump, Vance and Musk were elected and rubes are overjoyed
by techyartsyman52 June 7, 2025
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Rube

Cool motherfucker who likes staying in groups.
He is most of the time in a group of 4 people.
He also don't get the jokes of his friends. He is mostly a friend of people named: Robert, Aaron, Sebastian, Evert, Weed,...
He is also mostly gay.
by AAAAAron132 April 27, 2021
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rubed

Wasted. High on Marijuana. The look someone has when they are high, smiling and red eyed. I don't remember if we have homework, I was so rubed in 1st period.
I don't remember if we have homework, I was so rubed in 1st period.
by Gostfaas April 20, 2019
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rubes

the best girlfriend i could ever ask for . makes me so happy absolutely gorgeous s
by emily your welcome mint December 15, 2020
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Cube Rube

Being known as the worst person in a cube farm. Loud music and just being a pain to sit near in a cube farm.
This new dolt has made it to cube rube for being nothing but a problem in every respect in the cube farm.
by UD nut case August 7, 2009
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rube and lubbers

A term coined by Lucky Pierre, the captain of the butt piracy ship "The Brown Swallow", to refer to lube and rubbers.
Captain Lucky Pierre had a reputation among seafaring butt pirates for sliding himself into the middle of the action so that, while he was being gleefully penetrated from astern, he in turn was plundering the poop deck of another of the hardy butt pirates who comprised his crew of slippery sea men.

That's why any butt piracy ship under his command always carried a hold full of rube and lubbers, so avast ye and prepare to be boarded!
by bitchuck April 24, 2025
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