rice-a-roni jabroni

A fake, a phony, that gets bounced like a check for my alimony.

You're a fake, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni

rice-a-roni jabroni by Joker.exe November 7, 2012

sophista-roni

Not only is she the special kinda girl that makes your daddy feel proud that Bobby Brown sings about falling in love with, but she is smart, sexy, strong, classy and independent. She's got her own thing and that's why the boys love her!

Shorty's goin to school, got a job, car, house, and she's fine as hell!

Word! She's straight up sophista-roni.

sophista-roni by tiffyt-pain September 26, 2010

the roni 

coronavirus, covid19

damn, ol’ girl got the roni. we should practice social distancing per CDC guidance to prevent overwhelming our healthcare systems.

the roni by timthelawabider March 13, 2020

rice a roni 

Packaged flavored rice dish.

I think I will cook me some Rice-A-Roni.

rice a roni by Saints October 13, 2003

Tender Roni 

Usually someone at least 2 yrs younger that you're dating/screwing around with.

Or what a guy would call a girl that he's dating and really cares about. (see Bobby Brown's song Tender Roni)

girlfriend young girl

I'm gonna see my Tender Roni tonight.

Tender Roni by Soulkisses January 7, 2009

rice a roni 

The san fran-sisco treat!

Im going to go home and make some tastey rice a roni!

rice a roni by Big bob March 11, 2003

Peppered roni 

A smartass way to order pepperoni on a pizza, which in turn confuses your waiter.

How peppered are the roni's here, I enjoy a well peppered peppered roni. Or, what kind of pepper do you infuse your roni with at this establishment?

Peppered roni by Higgity rell May 24, 2015