A Mr. Rimjob is an English professor characterized by his or her inability to do anything professionally or correctly. The original Mr. Rimjob, possessor of the most minuscule dick in existence and scientifically proven to be a certified shit-for-brains fuckhead, was the first Brit ever to teach at Summit Prep. Known worldwide for his ability to ad-lib classroom sessions and pull raw, unrefined, pure bullshit from his gritty asshole, Rimmy, as he is known to his closest friends, never ceases to amaze with his unprofessional and immature style. The epitome of unredeeming vulgarity, Rimjob has been called everything from "The North American Cockeater" to "The Shit." When asked of his opinion of Mr. Rimjob in an interview with the New York Times, President Barack Obama stated vindictively, "Oh that ol' fucker? He a bitch. Imagine some trashy, HIV infected, heroine-addicted slut who gives birf to a baby that she throws in the nearest dumpster--imagine a bulbous maggot living in the dumpster which crawls onto the baby to feast at its flesh--Rimms aint worth the smegma on that maggot's uncircumsized cock." He later issued an apology. In conclusion, Drew Rimjob is the dumbest dumb dumb to ever teach at Dumbit and will forever be immortalized for this role.
by Mr. Rimjob May 30, 2009
Get the Mr. Rimjobmug. To complete this challenge you must receive a rimjob, then give a rimjob, and then finally convince a girl to give another girl a rimjob. This can be completed in any order.
by gigantor123 December 18, 2010
Get the rimjob challengemug. When a bartender, waitress, etc. fills a beer to the rim of the glass with little to no head on the beer.
by The Brads June 12, 2013
Get the Rimjobmug. by Reckless Eh? June 10, 2014
Get the canadian rimjobmug. The act of using your tongue to caress a woman's anus,then proceeding down her gooch to the vagina,forming a banana type shape
"Man,I gave this chick a rim job last night,but it smelt like shit,so I pulled a banana rimjob on her and finished her off"
by Superman1223423 April 30, 2010
Get the Banana Rimjobmug. A specific breed of rimjob where the receiver has just deficated leaving trailing remains around their rim giving it the texture of rust.
My girlfriend is into some nasty stuff, but when she came outa the bathroom, bent over, and asked me to give her a rusty rimjob, I blindfolded her, grabbed my stuff, and left the country.
by Lochnesslf July 27, 2009
Get the Rusty Rimjobmug. Rimming is the popular term for analingus. It is when you lick or kiss your lover's anal opening for erotic stimulation. If you find rimming distasteful, skip this page, but know that for every person who recoils there is a person who wholeheartedly enjoys giving or getting a rim job.Rimming can be delightfully nasty, or a deeply tender act that two lovers share. You can make the experience into anything you want. For many people, rimming is their preferred form of anal stimulation because the lips and tongue of their lover are softer and more sensitive than fingers, a toy, a penis, or dildo. Learning to rim takes a little know how, but most importantly, rimming requires that you know about safety concerns and have established trust and sexual communication with your partner. And rimming isn't for folks who are afraid or ashamed of the sex they already share with their partner. Rob is a prime example who truly exemplifies the true extent of these actions. This is not Jin
When salt application process in the above margarita example had been accomplished by applying a band of water or lemon or lime juice on the rim of the glass and introducing the moistened rim into a dish or reservoir of salt. Rimjob Rob.
by Rob Escarcega October 21, 2007
Get the Rimjob Robmug.