Anal return

A firm slap on the arse following a failed high five.

If one attempts to high five another but fails, he must promptly slap the fellow high fiver on the buttocks thus providing the Anal return.

by lukaduka September 25, 2006

return burn

To retaliate against someone who has dissed you or made a snide comment directed at you.

"After Joe made a crack about my mama, I was determined to serve up a return burn about his acne."

by Daniel February 21, 2005

Return to Sender

A Shotgun/wootang that goes around an entire group of people smoking a blunt/cigarillo. While smoking either a blunt or cigarillo (filled with reefer) someone proceeds to give the person next to them a shotgun/wootang. Then the person who just recieved a shotgun/wootang holds his/her hit and gives the next person a shotgun/wootang. Keep sending the shotgun around until the last person gives the originator (person to give first shotgun/wootang) a monstrous shotgun/wootang. This works best with 3-4 people. It is important to remember to hold the hit you recieve to give the next person a shotgun/wootang with.

Man that 8 person return to sender was crazy.

That guy just died after the perfect return to sender.

by WOLFPACK4LIFE February 17, 2010

Rip & Return

The act of "renting" a DVD from a rental machine, ripping it and returning it to the vending machine within the period when you are not charged for rental.

What did you do last night? Not much, I did a rip & return on the new Batman movie.

by MrPudding January 21, 2009

Kick Return

Used in football to describe running the football back after getting it kicked to you; But used in the Bothell area as Returning 'Kicks' also known as shoes, either for bad sizes, or just back kicks.

Obama: Sorry I am late.
McCain: Where were you?
Obama: Had to make a kick return.
McCain: I got a new suit and tie.
Obama: I got some F.N.K.'s!

by Ryin82 December 15, 2008

the cave of no return

When one engages in anal sex who has not done it before. Once you've put a part of your body you are never the same again and there is no return to who you were before.

Kerry knew that once she allowed Hans to enter the cave of no return he and she would never be the same and their relationship will have transformed into something else.

by von groovy June 22, 2019

Return fire

When a man pisses at a urinal, and some of his pee ricochet off of the urinal and lands on his face. This usually only happens when a man's stream is very powerful, so that is why this earned the name returning fire. A man's stream is so powerful that the urinal has no other decision but to retaliate.

Me: Why is your face wet?
Friend: Because a urinal gave me some heavy return fire.
Me: Whats return fire?
Friend: When you piss at a urinal and it decides to return the favor.

by IcomplainToTheInternet17 November 14, 2018