Kelsey Renee

A beautiful girl in every aspect. Kelsey Renee is usually intelligent, dazzling, amazing, blue eyed, beautiful, smart, sexy, hilarious girl will make you smile everytime you see her. A Kelsey Renee is cooler than your average friend and loves green, hot guys, and gum. She always wants what's best for you and will do anything to give it to you. Gets distracted easily by shiny, slivery things. Very musically talented and always has to have something to do with music going on with her life. Sometimes can be shy, but most of the time she is very out-going. She doesn't think she's attractive but in reality she's the most gorgeous thing you'll ever meet and has a extremely kinky side. She likes play fighting which is one of her many ways to flirt with you. She can look like she is the most innocent person alive but can be the sexiest, kinky little thing if you get her to that stage. She is an amazing kisser, and well always try something new. she likes forceful and surprise kisses. She is a very affectionate and loves touching the people she loves. She always has something on her mind and is always worry about something. She is easy to get along with and everybody loves her because she never try to hurt anyone intentionally. She can sometimes care to much which can get her into trouble and can cause her to get a broken heart. Remember her because she'll be widely known soon. If you ever fall in love with a Kelsey Renee don't ever let her go.

Ron: I meet this girl. I can't stop thinking about her.

Jared: She must of been a Kelsey Renee
Ron: Yeah, Maybe. She did have blue eyes and she was extremely beautiful.

Jared: Yep, She is definitely a Kelsey Renee.

by TheOneThatLetHerGo September 27, 2011

Rendle

Pure amazingness of the highest order

Wow man that was like totaly rendle, init

by Gertlush August 20, 2008

Renée Zellweger

ugly, anoxeric, transexual, whore, who shouldn't have married kenny chesney, bad actress, has a chode, and just down right sucks

Renee zellweger is a man!

by Bamababe June 12, 2005

reindeer style

hard as fuck BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII / doggy style at Christmas time while wearing antlers

Dude i fucked Sarah Christmas Eve reindeer style she screamed like your mum

by Dunmall September 6, 2017

rendevouz

A super secret meeting between spies and non-spies alike, for secret affairs, and I don't mean the cheating type of affairs, just affairs in general. Okay well maybe those types of affairs too.

Let's plan a rendevouz at 2pm behind the old oak tree. You know the one. In the woods? Where the trees are? Okay, you know what, forget it... I'll see you when I see you.

by tb1200 May 4, 2010

randeezy

A random person whom you don't know.

I don't like my new class, there's too many randeezies in it. I don't like having more than one randeezy in my class.

by ThunderSpider September 5, 2017

Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer

Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer is a parody of Rudolph the Reindeer, a stop motion animation, done by Most Offensive Videos on the Internet several years back, around 2005. The parody spoofs a similar animated flick, but here it's the most disgusting version ever. Instead of as glowing nose, Rudolph is born with a 'big hose you might even say grows', a package so big the other reindeer are jealous, and kick him out of Kwanzaa town before Fanta Claus can get his Mercedes Benz pulled. On the way to exile, Rudolph encounters Himey the wanna rabbi, Cornelius the Jew and the Abominable Clansman of the South among others, and makes it to the land of Misfit Reject 80s Toys. And he uses his magnificent claymation dick a lot. Banned on most net sites. Funniest spoof of that old stop motion toon ever.

Daisy: Did you see Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer last night?
Jill: I did. That was the most sexist horribly masochistic thing ever, and I liked it.

Daisy: How about when Fanta Claus let one past the field goal?
Jill: Genius. Sick as fuck.

by reindeergamsferrt June 19, 2011