The Reluctant Cave Diver

When a male inserts his head into a female's vaginal opening.

Person #1: Hey I heard Dave tried the reluctant cave diver on this chick two days ago.

Person #2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure they are still trying to get him out...

by Tramps October 7, 2008

Recumbent butt

Pain in the gluteous maximus muscles caused by riding certain recumbent bicycles at fast speeds. This problem is most common with Bike-E tyre bikes with a more upright seat back which places more of the riders weight onto the gluteous maximus muscles.

I like the Bike-E but it gives me Recumbent butt after a few hours.

by 'Bent Triker April 4, 2005

Strip Club Resume

Similar to a concert resume, a strip club resume is a complete and comprehensive list of strip clubs one has attended. Often casual conversation between fellow strip club goers. This resume lists the establishments, but is even more interesting when it includes names of dancers who caught one's attention or were exceptional at their craft.

My strip club resume so far has 5 clubs and more than 25 strippers listed. May it continue to prosper and grow till I am too poor, or too married, to go.

by suicune456 July 9, 2010

remumfkulie

a word emily made up when she was high, exclaiming happiness or excitement. sort of like saying "yay." said in some sort of weird accent.

"REMUMFKULIE! i love brownies."

by emilyisreallycool April 6, 2008

Rebum

A retired person who watches TV all day, rarely leaves the house and does not contribute to society anymore under the guise of "retirement."

Basically, "retirement" is their excuse to do nothing and give up on life.

My dad, the rebum, has done absolutely nothing but watch TV all day since his retirement.

by Macphilia June 14, 2009

Recumber

The discharge caused by inserting battery acid into ones urethra

Ow. This recumber sure makes my skin smell like an autowash

by Shane William Duncan June 1, 2011

resume holder

n. an individual who posts achievements on their vehicle in the form of bumper stickers. Not just one or two, but several stickers/decals commemorating one event just incase the alarming amount of colorful hallmarks goes unnoticed because the masses need to know what this exciting mortal is capable of and what they have achieved.

*Holy shit, did you know Gay Gary was a Marine?
-No way, not that resume holder!

by kool keith nfi September 26, 2007