puerto rican relief package

When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.

“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”

by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017

Relief class

A class that a person or student( typical a college one) takes that they know will get them an easy A.

A relatively easy class a student takes so it can help bring there GPA.

"Last semester , I took Art History as an elective an got an A+ in it. " "Best relief class I ever took and it brought my GPA to 3.0!

by La French October 14, 2016

Guardian Debt Relief

A company that scams people who are in debt.

Guardian Debt Relief lies to its customers.

by Green Pill December 30, 2019

Egyptian Relief

When an egyptian boy dates an egyptian girl in secret and she is THICK and a little chubby!

Hey Abdhullah, whos that girl you were talking too she is kinda thick. OH that's Lina shes my Egyptian relief

by MOWITHAREALLYBIGDICK May 12, 2020

Relief juice

When you take a giant shit and it rips your ass. Making you bleed as a result.

Finding a clean restroom was like discovering an oasis, and releasing that relief juice was pure bliss.

by Kron-nakles December 29, 2023

relief source

another word for weed or drugs

“i ran out of relief source”

by BAKA🙏🙏 December 10, 2020

covid relief

An oxymoron where by a person is promised support or relief, but in fact, they receive nothing. Covid relief is typically promised to those who are in dire need of support. The person promising covid relief never has intentions of giving relief. And, thus, the person expecting it can be strung along continously by mearly saying, "Just wait! Its coming!" The person waiting, being desperate, will cling to hope knowing no one could be so cruel as to continually promise covid relief.

Covid relief is a tactic used by politicians as a way to drive out competition. They will promise covid relief, allow a small business to fail, then replace the small business with one they have a vested interest.

Congressman Dorney Clark promised covid relief to a local restaurant while investing in a competitive restaurant chain located next door.

by Iamthecat32 December 12, 2020