Guardian Debt Relief

A company that scams people who are in debt.

Guardian Debt Relief lies to its customers.

by Green Pill December 30, 2019

puerto rican relief package

When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.

“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”

by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017

Relief class

A class that a person or student( typical a college one) takes that they know will get them an easy A.

A relatively easy class a student takes so it can help bring there GPA.

"Last semester , I took Art History as an elective an got an A+ in it. " "Best relief class I ever took and it brought my GPA to 3.0!

by La French October 14, 2016

relief source

another word for weed or drugs

“i ran out of relief source”

by BAKA🙏🙏 December 10, 2020

covid relief

An oxymoron where by a person is promised support or relief, but in fact, they receive nothing. Covid relief is typically promised to those who are in dire need of support. The person promising covid relief never has intentions of giving relief. And, thus, the person expecting it can be strung along continously by mearly saying, "Just wait! Its coming!" The person waiting, being desperate, will cling to hope knowing no one could be so cruel as to continually promise covid relief.

Covid relief is a tactic used by politicians as a way to drive out competition. They will promise covid relief, allow a small business to fail, then replace the small business with one they have a vested interest.

Congressman Dorney Clark promised covid relief to a local restaurant while investing in a competitive restaurant chain located next door.

by Iamthecat32 December 12, 2020

Brocks ANUS relief

Brocks story was soon put out there that Michelle Obama had strapped her red long dildo on, and gaped his asshole.

Brocks ANUS relief means gaped and put out in the world

by lexistexs November 5, 2020

Mormon Relief Society

Mormon women. Click-ish, horrible women who act “Christ-like” to your face and gossip behind your back. The Mormon version of a succubus, so no physical touch or any companionship, just friendly enough to extract information from you to report negative news to the “leadership” of the branch or ward, which they turn around and use as Mormon blackmail, insisting that you must do as they say or else face outer darkness.

A: Is the Mormon relief society doing anything to combat poverty?

B: fuck no

by Rabbitfox February 21, 2021