redumption

it's when you are getting dumped over and over again.

let just say that your GF is your bitch, OK ;-)
you throw her down the stair and you tell her that you dump her.
then she comes back (because she is your bitch) and you dump her again.
she is now under the state of redumption.

by eli vaknin February 7, 2008

reunion redemption fuck

When you go to a reunion of class, job, team, etc

and that girl you wanted to fuck is there and you proceed to fuck her at the reunion and it redeems you of the fuck that got away.

Dude, did I see you hooking up Chinanay at the reunion?

Totally, I reunion redemption fucked the living shit out of her

by porkchop101 December 12, 2012

shoe shag redemption

when someone takes too long to collecting your trainers from the storeroom in a popular highstreet shoe store they are in fact having it off on a mound of shoe boxes downstairs disposing their remains in your new shoes.

wheres my shoes samantha they're taking a while?definately having a shoe shag redemption mate

by jimbo warrier January 29, 2009

Red Redemption

A rim job after anal sex. A way of apologizing to the 'taker' as you just destroyed their red, tender ass hole.

I felt bad for fucking my girlfriend in the ass without lube, so i gave her a Red Redemption.

by Devon McIntyer February 21, 2011

redemption

after losing a game of beer pong you before you have to drink all the rest of the beers you say redemption and you get one last chance to make the ball in a cup for them to drink and one less cup for you to drink

thats it bitch drink up . wait i call redemption give me the ball back so i get one more try

by heyimaidiot July 31, 2006

Regulation

Contrary to popular republican belief, NOT the road to Socialism. Rather the gates that prevent banks from using your money to make bad investments until "It's gone." Also the reason a loaf of bread does not cost 5 million dollars.

South Park explains the consequences of lacking regulation.
"Great, I will deposit the money in your account. Then I will invest the money in unstable foreign currency in order to turn a profit, and it's gone. This table is for account holders only. NEXT!"

by the sad truth February 11, 2013

Redemption

Something that is not worth getting back or recoverd.

Example,Cheap,Old,Priceless.

The word is used the opposite way it really means , Recovery of something.

It Wasn't even worth it getting that freakin Redemption back.

Instead of putting car or bucket,junk etc.

or another example,What's wrong with you 1960 redemption Tv.

by WestPhysco. April 30, 2009