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recovery pump

Used to describe a quick easy shag, usually used as a confidence builder after you've got yourself dumped.
Mate I'm feeling much better, just got myself a wee recovery pump last night.
by Goochstar February 26, 2018
mugGet the recovery pumpmug.

recovery room

bedroom, icu -place to 'sleep it off'
wheres' dave dude?

hes' in the recovery room
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
mugGet the recovery roommug.

Recovery Speedball

Noun.

A combination of smoking spice and drinking caffinated beverages.

A good way to get high when you get piss tested once a week.

Implement by drinking a cuban coffee and rolling a joint of spice.

Smoke, sip, repeat.
Jimmy was on the verge of relapse until he had a recovery speedball.

The intercoastal waterway seemed so much more interesting after the kids did a recovery speedball.

It is a lot less likely that you will die from a recovery speedball than a classic speedball.
by Penelope Picklesworth August 1, 2010
mugGet the Recovery Speedballmug.

Recovery mode

When Microsoft asks you to use it but you will never get into your live.com, outlook.com account ever again.
Fill out this form. The computer has denied you fill it out again. You have reached your maximum attempts in one day. Recovery mode
by Real hardcore September 27, 2022
mugGet the Recovery modemug.

fast recovery

He has fast recovery, he can go at me all night!
by Vallie.E February 28, 2023
mugGet the fast recoverymug.

Recovery Addiction

Stage three of a "recovery" relapse, rehabilitation drama.. that is in its-self an incureable addiction

No recovery was ever intended or even possible as it is the drama leading up to "recovery" that is the addiction..

See also Relapsturbation, Rehabturbation
Dude don't bother talking to him, he has Recovery Addiction and is just into Rehabturbation too set up the next poor me Relapsturbation session
by Bill the Random December 21, 2010
mugGet the Recovery Addictionmug.

recovery pump

The name given to a quick easy shag, usually used as a confidence builder after you've got yourself dumped.
Mate I'm feeling much better, managed to get a quick recovery pump last night.
by Goochstar February 26, 2018
mugGet the recovery pumpmug.

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