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Reader's Digest Syndrome

(n) - The tingly, prickly, and sometimes debilitating feeling in the legs after a long toilet session. Most commonly resulting from sitting there too long to finish a column or story in the bathroom companion. Originally resulting from its namesake magazine, Reader's Digest Syndrome or RDS can result from any lengthy toilet/reading session of any material.
I took the magazine to the crapper so I could read a quick article while I drop the kids off at the pool. I ended up reading a 5 page article about some dude falling off a cliff even though I was blessed with a one wipe wonder. I tried to stand up but I had a serious case of RDS (Reader's Digest Syndrome) and my legs gave out. I ended up blacking out when I hit my head on the toilet. The janitor found me 2 hours later with pants around my ankles. I think he took my magazine...
by Douglasazo January 12, 2006
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Something that is more real than the realist thing around. No bullshit no matter what. 100% legit no faking all real. No posing, no lying, none, no fucking bullshit no matter what.
He's realer than your fake ass. He don't give a shit what mother fuckers think, he keeps it real because he's the realist man I'll ever know. He's a real man.
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reader-insert

Reader-inserts sometimes help aspiring authors get their ideas flowing on what make stories interesting.
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Grim Reaper

That weird nigga in class that everyone avoids, except for the few who decide to be friends with him or her. They typically have some form of Asshole Syndrome and will beat somebodies ass for no reason other than the fact that they have disrespected their friends, family, or they just don't fucking like them. they are the respected people that everyone secretly looks up to, as they always have your back

they are typically pretty lonely and done with the bullshit curse known as life.
Damn, Look at him go! That's my nigga Kyle! OOH SHIT, he on the ground now cuh! He's the Gotdamn Grim Reaper

Man, yaint wanna fuck with him, he's the Grim Reaper!
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Readers Digest Version

The abbreviated version of a story, experience, or work-related issue.
Matt... come on, I don't want a play-by-play of your date last night, give me the Readers Digest Version: did you hook up or not?
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Reaper Main

A Reaper main is a thing of nature. As long as the other team doesn't have a Brig he won't be stopped.
Guy 1: Let me share you the song of my people!!!!!!
Guy 2: Man that reaper main is doing great.
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Toilet Reaper

Someone who distroys the toilet beyond repair.
Andrew Baxley is an absolute toilet Reaper.
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