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upsidedown reach around

obvi a tugger from the back while hanging upside down on your local elementary school's monkey bars duh
dude bro chill it was sick gnar ass i got a upsidedown reach around last night from some sweet betty
by JEFF-BALLZ aka DJ J-BALLZ September 25, 2010
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Satan's Reach Around

Putting hot sauce or chill pepper on one's finger and then placing the fingers into the ass or vagina of another.
I was with this chick last weekend she gave me Satan's Reach Around. Last time I have tacos on a date!
by aestrophUnicorn February 27, 2019
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Bladed Reach Around

The act of cutting ones genitals off with a knife.

The phrase first appeared in Song Reader: the musical
"If you don't pay me by the end of the week, I'll give you one of my bladed reach around specials."
by Yuri Andropov July 21, 2016
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kentucky reach around

When your boss fucks you but is courteous enough to pay you time and a half.
My boss gave me the old Kentucky reach around last night.
by The Last Canadian Hero September 13, 2017
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The Jason Reach-Around

When you annoy a Quirky, Gay, Dumbass, White kid who is the son of a cop and thinks he's a badass. And he ends up grabbing your balls to make you stop
I annoyed Jason with a flashlight so he pulled The Jason Reach-Around to try and take it away. Needless to say, I felt violated
by 07042016 July 3, 2016
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Eskimo Reach Around

A sex act where a male or female places a ice cube under their partners balls, then attempt to jerk them off from behind and get them to finish before the ice cube melts.
Oh my god Brenden, i gave patrick the quickest Eskimo Reach Around last night.
by asorie July 14, 2023
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awkward reach around

when attempting to give someone a reach around you miss their crotch causing you to peek under them to help reposition your hand thus causing you to lose balance and fall over causing you to spooge on yourself.
awkward reach around
GF-yeah i was with jake last night and when he was giving me anal he pulled an awkward reach around and jizzed all over his own face.

Freind-laughs*

GF- STFU
by IHateYouAllll July 10, 2010
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