When seeking an explanation for the behavior of Presidential "candidate" Donald J. Trump, always choose the stupidest possible explanation.
Adam: With the first Presidential debate looming, Hair Furor prepped by swapping rape stories with Roger Ailes over Cardiac Special bacon cheeseburgers.
Betsy: How do you know that?
Adam: Trump's Razor, girl. Anything else, even doing nothing, would be better prep for facing Clinton!
Betsy: How do you know that?
Adam: Trump's Razor, girl. Anything else, even doing nothing, would be better prep for facing Clinton!
by Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Man September 28, 2016
The use of the 1992 film "Lawnmower Man" as the precise tipping point of film quality. Using Lozano's razor, all films but one can be categorized into two camps: "better than Lawnmower Man" or "worse than Lawnmower Man."
While she could argue the merits of the movie all night, in the end it always came down to Lozano's razor: Citizen Kane was decidedly better than Lawnmower Man.
by asuc February 22, 2009
by pookiesgramma June 29, 2017
by somtangwong September 23, 2017
"Walking weapon", as in "I'm a walking straight-razor", don't you watch my size (be mislead by my small stature)
If you wanna live, live
I beg you treat me good
I'm like a walking razor
Don't you watch my size
I'm dangerous
- Lyrics to "Steppin' Razor by Joe Higgs, recorded by Peter Tosh
I beg you treat me good
I'm like a walking razor
Don't you watch my size
I'm dangerous
- Lyrics to "Steppin' Razor by Joe Higgs, recorded by Peter Tosh
by Escapistus September 29, 2022
Sports-related: to knock a team out of playoff contention. Derived from the tendency for sports teams to grow their beards during the playoffs as a sign of team unity.
The Chargers bought the Titans their razor(buy their razor) last night by pounding them 42-17 in Tennessee, knocking the Titans to 7-8 and completely out of the playoff chase.
by The Evil Steve December 26, 2009
by KHawk December 30, 2010