put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom, he farted and a poopy almost slipped out, he forgot to turn the stove off and burnt down the house, has been apprehended in India for carring out multiple fraudulent Amazon and Microsoft refund support calls, his friend also passed away next week from heart failure, he will be escaping prison May 2nd, and then he will be signing autographs at the nearest McDonald's, he suffers from the lack of a
father figure, has clinical
depression, and "
accidentally" broke his moms favorite vase and when his mom found out she tied him to the bed and spanked by a medal spatula, and his mom makes him have secret tickle time,