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kitty puncher

(noun) Slang term for a lesbian. Can also be used as a verb "to punch kitty"
Bob: "Your sister sure does wear a lot of plaid flannel shirts and trucker hats. And her breath always smells like three day old tuna."

Jim: "Yeah, I think she's a kitty puncher."
by K 3 June 25, 2008
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One Punched

When you knock someone out with one punch, and one punch only. Usually to the face or neck.
That kid was talkin' so much shit, everyone thought he would kick the other kids' ass. Then he got one punched and was out for 4 hours.
by MBizzle May 6, 2007
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wall puncher

A person with who consistently acts like a retard
God, Jack is getting on my nerves again. He's a total wall puncher
by jonaaibosk October 26, 2013
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Snooker Punched

When an annoying bitch gets sucker punched in the face by a guy due to excessive drunk shit talking.
Joe: Dude you won't believe what happened at the bar last night, Kathy got snooker punched by a negro!

Frankie: Oh I believe it, that bitch never knows when to shut her damn mouth. What did u do about it, did you try to fight him.

Joe: Na man i bought that mother fucker a beer, I swear if I had to listen to that bullshit for one more minute I would of snooker puched the drunk cunt myself.

Frankie: Word
by Smiffty Cent August 11, 2010
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cunt puncher

"Cunt Puncher" is basically a slang term for FISTING. A "CUNT PUNCHER" is the dominant party who does the actual "cunt punching"(fisting). Fisting is when you literally fit your fist into someone's vag or ass and use it for penetration. In this particular forinstance, this act can apply to straight, lesbian, or trans sex.
Example 1:
Jodi loved to fist girls all the time at her boarding school. That's why when she turned 18 she had "CUNT PUNCHER" tattooed on her arm!

Example 2:
Jason came twice before he decided to use his hands on Laura. She was so open he could fit his entire hand up her pussy. Laura clamped down hard around his wrist. He never knew that cunt punching could be so enjoyable!
by FIST MASTER October 21, 2007
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Bonus Hole Puncher

Now that the updated Google search name for vagina will be called a "Bonus Hole", the name for penis should be updated as well.

Henceforth the penis shall be called,

The Bonus Hole "Puncher".
Lights dimmed, panties down to her ankles and the bonus hole moments away, Rufus is now Suzy's new bonus hole puncher!
by hatrancho June 30, 2023
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