chunk pumper

Any friend that will fuck a fat girl, to take one for the team.

Last night, Tommy drew the small stray and was the designated chunk pumper for the night.

by HA_13 November 5, 2015

Well Pumper

a Woman who has a child, gets a divorce, then pumps the well... unfortunately the well is actually the man who got fucked over's wallet, paycheck or any other sources of income. Thus making the woman a Well Pumper because of pumping the mans well.

(son) "Jeez Dad, Mom is such a Well Pumper, Isn't she? "

(Dad) "yeah son, she really is, my well is pumped dry... now we're gonna have to go homeless until next paycheck, but I'll bet that my well will have insufficient funds"

by lilhellian January 14, 2010

rumper pumper

Homosexual, derogatory

That guy is a rumper pumper

by Isaac "Big" Cox November 17, 2013

Porto pumper

When two or more people have sex with someone in a portojohn while dipping their face in the blue water.

At the Rusted Roots concert it was obvious Cromer and his buddy were giving Tiffany the porto pumper because of the smell of dirty bung hole sweat and the sound of girgling.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate July 22, 2016

Thug pumper

A white person that acts more like a black personal. Comparable to "wigger". A wannabe thug.

ever since Daryl started hanging out with black people, he's turning into a thug pumper.

by Weird0hh December 4, 2016

pumper whore

Girls who chase after firemen

Genna is such a pumper whore

by hfoshdkwddi March 18, 2017

Ham Pumper

Another term for a chronic masturbation in a man or boy

Rickey if you turn into a Ham Pumper you’re gonna go blind!

by Pneumothorax man May 17, 2020