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Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.
Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse
by Dwevle May 10, 2019
mugGet the Two legs and a pulsemug.

pulse samuel555

sam's pulse name when he gets signed to pulse
omg, is that pulse samuel555? he's sooooo good.
by lundee July 21, 2022
mugGet the pulse samuel555mug.

Pulse Beater

A term that describes a boy who will have sexual intercourse with any female that he sees with a pulse (some instances even without) as he has no standards.
Boy 1 - Yo broski, I just beat this ting innit
Boy 2 - Is she peng?
Boy 1 - *No comment*
Boy 2 - Ahhhhhhh damn bro, ur fully a pulse beater, no standards cuz.
by OGdrilla February 28, 2019
mugGet the Pulse Beatermug.

.Electro-Magnetic-Pulse-The-First-Juvenile-Release.

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Person 343: .Electro-Magnetic-Pulse-The-First-Juvenile-Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 6, 2025
mugGet the .Electro-Magnetic-Pulse-The-First-Juvenile-Release.mug.

Maximum pulse!

Iron man: “MAXIMUM PULSE!”

Galactic: “you got them all!l
by Krahs March 28, 2025
mugGet the Maximum pulse!mug.

out of pulse

When a person cannot defend themselves from accusations because they are physically dead.

It is a play on words: "out of arguments" and "lack of pulse".

It originated during the Twomad's death drama on Twitter as a niche phrase to defend Twomad from the sudden accusations after his death.
Everyone attacks Twomad because he's out of pulse.
by nickognito February 27, 2024
mugGet the out of pulsemug.

Pulse

A cool pog guy that I met in HD.
Omg pulse I'm your big fan! Nah I'm jk he paid me to say this
mugGet the Pulsemug.

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